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Hummers are ugly stock from the factory; that thing is horrible.

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Hummers are for offroading. This one won't make it over a speedbump.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Hummers are for offroading. This one won't make it over a speedbump.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

The H2 wouldn't fare well in off-roading even prior to this idiotic modification.
 

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From what I've heard, the original Hummer was actually a utility vehcile. The H2 sucks off-road; it's a $60K insurance policy for bad drivers.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">From what I've heard, the original Hummer was actually a utility vehcile.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

It was actually a de-engineered version of the single greatest utility vehicle ever built.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">The H2 sucks off-road; it's a $60K insurance policy for bad drivers.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

Heh. I like that.
 

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Semi On
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">The H2 sucks off-road; it's a $60K insurance policy for bad drivers.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
Heh. I like that.
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Yeah, but it's true. Check out www.wreckedexotics.com's Hummer section...especially this one:

They'll just roll over almost anything they hit.

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That sucks..rolled over drivers side too..

The fixed up H2 looks like the top shell fell off and is sitting on the ground.

H2's should never be lowered..

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Actually, there was a store owner here in Phoenix recently that took the law into his own hands. Four people robbed his store at gun point and attempted to drive away with his money so he chased them down in an H1, cornered them in a parking lot and parked his H1 right on top of the car, pinning two of the occupants. The pictures on the news were fucking hilarious.
 

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That pimped-out H2 is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. And the story about the store owner who ran over the perps is priceless.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Semi On

Actually, there was a store owner here in Phoenix recently that took the law into his own hands. Four people robbed his store at gun point and attempted to drive away with his money so he chased them down in an H1, cornered them in a parking lot and parked his H1 right on top of the car, pinning two of the occupants. The pictures on the news were fucking hilarious.
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Damn! I'd pay money to see that. That's what I call justice!
 

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I'm sure there are pictures online if you google around.
 

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Technically, vigilanteism is not encouraged by the US government. However, this being Arizona and all, I really don't see him getting time.
 

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Fantastic. That guy deserves an award! Not that I condone that sort of thing! [:D]
 

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There was another guy that beat a man with a bat not to long ago and got off. The "victim" in this case had stolen a dump truck and was racing around downtown Phoenix with the cops in pursuit, hopped up on something, he eventually was stopped, hopped out and went after a woman and her daughter. This guy saw it, got out of his truck, grabbed his bat and "subdued the culprit", saving the woman and her daughter.

He DID get a medal. Got to love the wild west!
 

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Stru, I am pretty sure that the picture is a photoshop, however it is still funny.

As for the "slammed" hummer. Well I think that we all know my opinion on how ridiculous pop culture and all of it effects are, and this is just one of the many examples of how MONEY CANNOT BUY CLASS!
 
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