Blonde Joke
A brunette, redhead and blonde were at a special magic Amusement Park. One
of the rides was a long slide at the end of which was a magic pool. On the
way down the slide, all the rider had to do was shout out his or her
favourite drink and, hey presto, they would land in a pool full of this
drink. So off they went.
The brunette went first. On her way down she shouted out: "Vodka" at the top
of her voice, and sure enough she landed in a pool of the finest vodka.
After filling several bottles and glasses she went home, happy but a little
un-steady.
Next the redhead, who loved a 10 year old malt, went flying down shouting:
"Whisky", and of course into a pool of whisky she fell. She had to be
dragged away practically unconscious.
Now it was the blondes turn. She was very excited, and on her way down she
was enjoying the ride so much she shouted: "Weeeeeee........."
2003.5 G35 A5 Sedan
2003 Z06 Corvette
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