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Fastforward · 09-28-2004, 06:34 PM

I don't ususually forward these, but they were pretty funny.

First is a story about a hijacked customer greeting for a UK Telcom

http://networks.silicon.com/telecoms...9124462,00.htm

and the second (a reall classic letter) is from a disgruntled customer. Must have spent hours composing it. Pretty funny:

http://networks.silicon.com/broadban...1028197,00.htm

perhaps Brit has some insights???

**kloh** · 09-28-2004, 06:59 PM

[lol]

For those who don't have the time to read the whole thing, here are a few snippets from the letter:

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">I alleviated the boredom to some small degree by playing with my testicles for a few minutes - an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept. The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later, although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools - such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">I enclose two small deposits, selected with great care from my cats litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for both you, and your pointless company.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Have a nice day - may it be the last in you miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of twats<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

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Jaylin · 09-28-2004, 07:50 PM