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05-06-2003, 07:48 PM
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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY!!!
The Sex of a Fly!!!
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
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09-10-2008, 05:04 PM
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no one replied to this... but it was a half decent joke.
09-10-2008, 05:05 PM
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I thought this was going to be a please tell 740 to drop his pants joke.
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09-10-2008, 05:10 PM
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maybe why this thread has an average of 0.4 replies per year
09-10-2008, 05:11 PM
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but it is good to see that good ol' gard was doing his part to keep 6mt real back in the day
09-10-2008, 10:56 PM
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wow spicey you've been on quite the PW rampage lately
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i told you NO PW!!!!!!!!!
09-11-2008, 05:32 PM
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bringing up 5 yr old threads is annoying
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09-11-2008, 10:33 PM
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who the hell is 740?
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09-12-2008, 05:05 AM
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you've been bumped down to 740
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09-12-2008, 06:04 AM
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what did i do wrong?
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09-12-2008, 06:10 AM
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you died.........
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09-12-2008, 06:12 AM
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that makes sense. dying = -10.
if you die, you will be known as 4c.
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09-12-2008, 06:31 AM
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i dont plan on dying
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09-12-2008, 06:38 AM
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i didnt either
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09-12-2008, 07:00 AM
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no really....i dont plan on it
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