**ULTIMATE VIRUS WARNING**

[Gardiner]

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!
****************ULTIMATE VIRUS WARNING************************

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous E-mail virus
yet!!!!!! Worse than Penpal Greetings or any other.

It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble
any
disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and your
milk
curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards,
reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and
use
subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend (ex-husband/wife) your new phone
number.
It
will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and
leave
its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It
will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with
your
car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will
give
you
nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend
(husband/wife) behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to
your
Visa card.

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead,
such
is the power of Badtimes. It reaches out beyond the grave to sully
those
things we hold most dear.

Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will give your pet dog,
cat,
bird, or fish "Mad Cow disease." It will leave the toilet seat up and
leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows,
it
will refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It
is
dangerous and terrifying to behold.

It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

These are just a few of the signs.


2003.5 G35 A5 Sedan | 2003 Z06 Corvette | 2003 S10 Extended cab | 1991 Honda CRXsi

[Hot Foot]

I think I may already have it!

2004 G35 Coupe|5AT| Brilliant Silver|Graphite Leather|Premium|Perfomance|Aero|Pictures

[Semi On]

I'd find this funnier if I weren't convinced that there are probably people out there that will believe this.

[bizz]

I think im infected....
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AIM: Jo3yf
'03.5 5AT Sedan | Brilliant Silver/Graphite | Premium | Winter | Heated Seats/mirrors
350z intake tube | Stillen CAB | Clear Corners | Drilled Pedals | Sick Audio Setup
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