Ok so I'm coming back from Barney's, yeah yeah my aunt likes Burberry scarves, this morning and I'm driving through an intersection as I had the right of way. Then, out of nowhere, a comptonized Crysler 300C with all the ghetto options speeds past me perpendicularly inches away from me doing something like 60+ mph. I was literally inches away from conducting plastic surgery on an ugly car.
If we had impacted I'd most likely be dead or high on morphene right about now. Man I had my entire life pass right in front of my eyes. I had visions of alimony checks and child support to an ex I don't even have yet.
I almost pissed myself as all I saw was this big ugly black box things swoosh past me at light speed so close I heard the jumble of bad rap songs drift by...
After my adrenaline stop pumping I was pissed at this Gomer who could have just killed me and a bunch of other people. Talk about close calls...
So I've decided to reward myself with a vacation. I figure I should enjoy life before I get t-boned by some moron.
__________________ Man Law #17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. (see avitar)
yar! Shut yer mouth hole when you are talking to me!
Obviously, you're patch must be on too tight as usual. I've never talked to you via my mouth ever. I've alway used my hands on my ass cheeks to verbalize my words to you.
__________________ Man Law #17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. (see avitar)
you should have paid him back by dropping your pants.
I told you William Wallace I don't swing from them branches.
So how does your hunt for 15 year old chics going these days? I hear you're going to hit up that new Museum in DC? Yeah you can prey on them jr high school field trips while you're there.
__________________ Man Law #17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. (see avitar)
Obviously, you're patch must be on too tight as usual. I've never talked to you via my mouth ever. I've alway used my hands on my ass cheeks to verbalize my words to you.
that is how you talk to every guy...with your hands on ass cheeks..
Ok so I'm coming back from Barney's, yeah yeah my aunt likes Burberry scarves, this morning and I'm driving through an intersection as I had the right of way. Then, out of nowhere, a comptonized Crysler 300C with all the ghetto options speeds past me perpendicularly inches away from me doing something like 60+ mph. I was literally inches away from conducting plastic surgery on an ugly car.
If we had impacted I'd most likely be dead or high on morphene right about now. Man I had my entire life pass right in front of my eyes. I had visions of alimony checks and child support to an ex I don't even have yet.
I almost pissed myself as all I saw was this big ugly black box things swoosh past me at light speed so close I heard the jumble of bad rap songs drift by...
After my adrenaline stop pumping I was pissed at this Gomer who could have just killed me and a bunch of other people. Talk about close calls...
So I've decided to reward myself with a vacation. I figure I should enjoy life before I get t-boned by some moron.
this post just inspired me to take a vacation too. i need to go asap, before you get t-boned by some moron.
I tell y'all that I almost met my maker this morning and all you can do is talk about man love??? WTF???!!!
Quit your belly aching.. i have at least one of these "close calls" you speak of each day.. something about my car makes the slow bit7h in the hyundai abruptly change into my lane each day on the highway precisely when I leaning in it and pulling the stick from 3rd to 4th... shake it off punk! It won't be the last time
..besides zooms, if I was in my 300C on them grown men and I saw you coming up behind me in your Miata, I'd cut your a$$ off too! *whispers* zoom zoom!
..besides zooms, if I was in my 300C on them grown men and I saw you coming up behind me in your Miata, I'd cut your a$$ off too! *whispers* zoom zoom!
WTF are you talking about???
__________________ Man Law #17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. (see avitar)
Close call...
