^^HA!
In that case you just have to lean forward and quickly say "my asshole boss makes me say that to all the women who shoot here just in case"
i've covered my ass well before when i've committed such faux pas, but this one stunned me because i thought for sure she was pregnant and since her man was there, it made me a little bit uncomfortable.
you should have just walked up to her and punched her in the gut. based on her reaction, it should be easy to tell if she's got a baby on board or not.
you should have just walked up to her and punched her in the gut. based on her reaction, it should be easy to tell if she's got a baby on board or not.
when you punch her in the gut you have to yell "no babies!!"
Zooms... you're an *sshole!!
i'd hate to be drinking w/ you... drinking is the one time it's uninhibited, unbridled, anything goes, anything said time to talk!!
... even though i have done that many times, people know i already am gonna ask, say & do what the hell i feel like anyway, so no one gets offended by anything i ask, say, or do!! It's great to be Neftali... i get away w/ everything!!
Rudy... hell would freeze over and pigs start to fly in flocks before I'd sit down for a drink with you!!!
That would scar me for life.
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To be quite honest, I want to stop thinking of that night. Makes me want to barf too much.
That dude needs to be taken out back and flogged till he comes to his senses. He's the single reason why fat genes are continually passed down to harm others of this world. Y'all know what I mean... you see a cow plowing through the streets and wonder thank god that things won't see any offspring. Then to realize some dude hitting that crack pipe too damn hard had ventured into the twilight zone and unleashed the evil onto the world.
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