He did continue to chat my ears off, but not as energetically as before I made that comment. Funny thing is, when I asked him that question, he was like umm no. His answer was very concise but he had this look on his face like he didn't know what I was talking about.
I almost turned over and started to choke the fool. I had to really restrain myself on this one. I wanted to yell at the top of my lungs to him and say, "can't you see this one could feed the tribe???!!!"... "for an entire month??!!!".
Anyway, I didn't know whether she was booz'n it up as I always attempt to keep my eyes away from evil. I mean not only was this chic the type that has to use those weird double doors on buses, the ones that you always wonder why they're there, and she had a face that'd make Stevie Wonder cringe. Yeah, were it not for the dark setting, thank God!!!, I might not be here talking to you all today.
I hereby propose a new law of the land... if your belly is so damn big that it juts out beyond your flabby jugs you call your rack, then you are hereby legally required to wear a sign on your neck (24/7) stating to the public whether you're pregnant or just a Jenny Craig dropout.
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Zooms... you're an *sshole!!
i'd hate to be drinking w/ you... drinking is the one time it's uninhibited, unbridled, anything goes, anything said time to talk!!
... even though i have done that many times, people know i already am gonna ask, say & do what the hell i feel like anyway, so no one gets offended by anything i ask, say, or do!! It's great to be Neftali... i get away w/ everything!!
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without people, there would be no religion....but there would still be science.
the better questions is, is ggirl preggo?? she hasn't been on here in a while
... it's worse than that, hate to have to be the bearer of bad news... but ggirl joined a cult, called themselves 'New Effort For Tasty And Lustful Instance'... so sad *choke*... it's all in the letter!!
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Originally Posted by Infiniti514
without people, there would be no religion....but there would still be science.
... it's worse than that, hate to have to be the bearer of bad news... but ggirl joined a cult, called themselves 'New Effort For Tasty And Lustful Instance'... so sad *choke*... it's all in the letter!!
Damn! It is always the pretty ones that go first....
... it's worse than that, hate to have to be the bearer of bad news... but ggirl joined a cult, called themselves 'New Effort For Tasty And Lustful Instance'... so sad *choke*... it's all in the letter!!
thats a hell of a cult
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This past weekend, I went out with a bunch of friends out to this bar/club. I met this dude who is a friend of one of my best friend. He came with his chic and he seemed pretty cool at first.
Now I'm not the most talkative of individuals. I actually like for people to shut up while I'm drinking most of the time. This guy kept on chatting my ears off and when I'd move or talk to another friend he's follow me and butt in on the blabber. Anyway, not to be rude I attempted to hold a convo with the dude. So I asked him how many months his girl was pregnant.
To make a long story short. She wasn't pregnant. Was what I did all that bad? I mean you dance with a hippo you gotta expect to get your toes stepped on a few times, no? It was an honest mistake.
bwahahahahaahahah! LMAO!!!
I know exactly how you feel on both cases. I used to have this one friend who would never shut the fuck up. What's worse, is that he was my friend. Loyal, resourceful, good guy, but god damn, the motherfucker would never shut the fuck up! You'd always have to control the conversation would him because he'd go on a tangent in a heart beat. And if he was drunk and high, fogggetabout it, there was no controlling him. I would actually tell him to shutup.
And with regards to the pregnancy comment, that happened to me once when I was working at the gun store/gun range. I was rangemaster that day and this couple came in to rent some guns and do some shootin'. The girl was short, chubby, but really big around her belly. Me being the responsible employee that I was told her: "be aware that there is a lot of led inside the range and it could harm your pregnancy."
. . . "but I'm not pregnant." (with a curious but slightly offended look).
[awkward silence with me in chagrin being stared down by the couple]
"well the range is right through those doors, don't forget to put your ear and eye protection on before you enter the double doors."
