Actually, I'm on assignment working with Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC. Were responding to several complaints of wanton perversion, lewd lascivious behavior, and other forms of unspeakable debouchery reportedly involving various members of this board. Currently we're investigating a pirate, two ethnic food dishes, and some joker who seems to fashion his screenname to his net worth, currently around $750. We have reason to believe another member, who goes by 14[insert anything offensive], may also be involved. Your cooperation in our investigation may persuade the courts to be lenient in your favor. That is all for now, but remember, we will be watching you.
well we know you are not talking about the750 because his net worth is closer to $7.50
SHHHHHH keep that sh#t under wraps. i got this girl pregnant when i was 15 and she's been after me for child support ever since. as far as anyone here knows, i sleep in a box and i only eat grass and bugs.*
*disclaimer: this was posted from the local public library. i do not own a computer of any kind.
SHHHHHH keep that sh#t under wraps. i got this girl pregnant when i was 15 and she's been after me for child support ever since. as far as anyone here knows, i sleep in a box and i only eat grass and bugs.*
*disclaimer: this was posted from the local public library. i do not own a computer of any kind.
yea but that is the truth. You do sleep in a box and you do eat grass and bugs...
SHHHHHH keep that sh#t under wraps. i got this girl pregnant when i was 15 and she's been after me for child support ever since. as far as anyone here knows, i sleep in a box and i only eat grass and bugs.*
*disclaimer: this was posted from the local public library. i do not own a computer of any kind.
Sh*t, if i had a nickel for everytime that happened...!!
*disclaimer: i was the next anonymous user on said public computer!!
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