I was in line at a little coffe/sandwich shop and this guy was in front of me in line. Yep, I needed to re-stock my mini-fridge at work with more Redbulls. Well, this guy is in front of me of what is already a damn long line. I'm trying to be patient. Then this little midget walks up to the guy in front of me and starts up a conversation. Next thing I know this little dude stays in line with the guy who was there all the way up to the counter and places his order. Before I had a chance to say something this little fellow dissapeared into the crowd. So...
I'm going to implement a new national holiday. I'm going to call it...
National Kick a Midget Day.
So whenever you see a midget on the street kick the sh1t out of him. Now please, don't get this mixed up with some sort of violent beat down. What I'm calling for is a carefully placed kick in the mid section of every midget you see. Carefully kicking the midget between two giants will garner you extra points. I've decided to make this national holidy one day after Labor Day.
OK, I'm done with my rant.
__________________ Always outnumbered, never outgunned.
last time i tried that i got chased for blocks by this couple. evidently, it was just some bratty kid who was really chubby and i punted that fucker good, but daddy and mommy didn't like that. lucky for me their fat asses couldn't catch me!
Hey don't get me wrong it's not like I have something against midgets. This girl I dated a long time ago had an older bro who was a midget. I'd punt his ass just as fast I would for the next midget. They need the publicity anyway.
Okay, okay. Y'all know I'm kidding and a little pissed because this one little midget got a lick in on me at the line. Don't underestimate them little legs, they can cut a rug. He was gone before I could get a word out.
It all reminded me of that one dude dressed like Captain America that would chuck this midget who would dress like the boy wonder and fly through the air. Anyone remember this from the early 80's?
__________________ Always outnumbered, never outgunned.
Why are you a midget? If you are I am driving to your house so I can kick you in the stomach too. It will be fun. It is just like celebrating Christmas and you get to kick the elves in the stomach. Remember that as a kid? AHHH good times!
AutoForums.com is the premier network of enthusiast-owned
enthusiast-operated automotive communities.
We operate more than 100 automotive forums where our users consult peers for shopping information and advice, and share
experiences and opinions as a community.
New National Holiday...
