Location: ... i don't know!! 718, 808, 301 usually!!
Posts: 9,999
So check story...
Yeah... so check this...!!
i gets on the metro early this morning, minding my business of course... got the ipod on, newspaper in hand... looking sexy w/ the white button down... dark cherry tie, black slacks (no jacket, i'm a rebel), suspenders, sexy 1/2 cut long tipped dress boots... & a black hat & durag!!
... train leaves my port of departure & reaches the next stop... as i got on @ the first stop... seats were plentiful & i had the pick o' the litter!!
Yay me!!
... so @ this stop, the next group of responsible denizens of society board on their way to pseudo productive professional lives when out of no where this big 8000lb. walrus gets on the f*cking train!!
... & his *ss looks tired!!
... he's actively sniffing out seats, smashing his bulbous arse from pillar to post!!
He turns, looks @ the empty seat next to me... & starts plodding his way in my direction w/ the force of an afflicted locomotive!!
This big b*tch turns around
*splat*...
... he plants his *ss right next to me... then proceeds to wiggle & get comfortable... the nerve of this n*gga... @ the expense of my lungs collapsing & ribs cracking while looking for decent atmosphere to inhabit... which he obviously took up!!
i pitifully look across to the other side of the train & watch the expressions of the other patrons move from relief, to disgust, to 'oh sh*t', to just straight giggling & snickering!!
My first reaction was to move & let him have the whole seat!!... f*ck it, i didn't want it anyway!!
But no, f*ck what you heard... i paid my fare, i got here first... his *ss should be standing anyway... i held my ground!! Or & least i found a pocket of air i could still breathe, albeit in slow, shallow breaths!!
... big b*tch!!
... when my stop came, i squeezed in tight, holding my breath so i could escape the confines of his huge, overwhelming... but strangely comforting left t*tty...!!
... i got up, looke back @ him w/ one look of disgust... then made my exit!!
Fat bastard!!
Location: New York, NY HOME OF THE DEFENDING SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!! THE GIANTS....and Brett Favre!
Posts: 13,196
^^^ LMAO!!! I hate fat people....cuz they are never considerate of anyone else.....they should kno that they take up their own zipcode and act with some decency
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Originally Posted by Neftali II
now people like Archie, those are people i look up to
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Archer proves he is one of the most intelligent here.
[... when my stop came, i squeezed in tight, holding my breath so i could escape the confines of his huge, overwhelming... but strangely comforting left t*tty...!!
I'm gonna have to question that comment......
BTW, how long did it take you to write this story?!? Every line has a font, color, and size code.
So check story...
& a black hat & durag!!
