» Site Navigation
»
»
» Other Sites
» Wheel & Tire Center
Google Ads
» Sponsor Links
#76 permalink
Over 5,000 Posts
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Los Scandelous
Posts: 9,516
So... anybody got some good fat jokes?
__________________Always outnumbered, never outgunned.
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
#77 permalink
Over 5,000 Posts
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Los Scandelous
Posts: 9,516
Wait, I forgot this was my thread, so here is the follow-up...
I went out to dinner again with this chic last night and false alarm. Phew....
Well, at least I think so. I haven't put on the dive suit to confirm, but it seems all is copasetic! I'll let you guys in on further details, if any.
Before this I didn't know this was such an epidemic. Maybe I should start a club...
"Guy's who've been hurt by camel-toe and the chics that dig 'em". Wutcha think?
__________________Always outnumbered, never outgunned.
#78 permalink
Over 500 Posts
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 973
Quote:
Originally Posted by
the750
take a picture so we can see how bad the problem is. then we will issue some advice.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
__________________
#79 permalink
Over 500 Posts
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 973
Quote:
Originally Posted by
zerovdub
are you sure it is camel toe and not her trying to hide her balls? Give her the ole' patdown to make sure she doesn't have a gun that might be digging into your hip sometime down the road....and check for an adams apple too...
and man hands...
__________________
#80 permalink
Over 2,500 Posts
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: SoCal
Posts: 4,968
this is a FUNNY ASS thread c(:
__________________
#81 permalink
Over 10,000 Posts
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Wade County
Posts: 23,855
is this thread still going on????????
For God's sake zoom, just suck it up.
__________________
GRAND CHEROKEE FTW!
#82 permalink
Over 5,000 Posts
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: ... i don't know!! 718, 808, 301 usually!!
Posts: 9,999
Quote:
Originally Posted by
VQ
is this thread still going on????????
For God's sake zoom, just suck it up.
This thread'll never die... long live the toe!!
#83 permalink
Over 10,000 Posts
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: SUPER PIRATE
Posts: 21,934
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Neftali
This thread'll never die... long live the toe!!
old toes never die. they just turn into knuckles...
#84 permalink
Over 5,000 Posts
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: ... i don't know!! 718, 808, 301 usually!!
Posts: 9,999
Quote:
Originally Posted by
zerovdub
old toes never die. they just turn into knuckles...
Kill the evil toe!!
#85 permalink
Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 30,477
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Zoomzoomers
Wait, I forgot this was my thread, so here is the follow-up...
I went out to dinner again with this chic last night and false alarm. Phew....
Well, at least I think so. I haven't put on the dive suit to confirm, but it seems all is copasetic! I'll let you guys in on further details, if any.
Before this I didn't know this was such an epidemic. Maybe I should start a club...
"Guy's who've been hurt by camel-toe and the chics that dig 'em". Wutcha think?
What do you mean false alarm? Either the curtains are there or they aren't. Was she hanging drapes on the first time or did you have a bad acid trip?
__________________
Now I'm just laid bad - G35Princess
R.I.P.
MBC
#86 permalink
Over 1,000 Posts
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: orlando, Fl
Posts: 2,281
if she got a phat ass pussy, dump your girl and tr to date her
#87 permalink
Over 2,500 Posts
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 4,340
just take her clothes of and problem solved... no more camel toe
__________________06 6MT DG Coupe / Premium / Aero / RAS /JDM Clear Corners / Tint / Clear Bra / Sirius Radio / Sub
#88 permalink
Over 100 Posts
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Riverside, CA
Posts: 184
Quote:
Originally Posted by
the750
take a picture so we can see how bad the problem is. then we will issue some advice.
I'm with this guy how else can we give proper advice without knowing the severity of the situation? Start taking pics (that's what camera phones are for) and post it here and we can proceed accordingly.
__________________
#89 permalink
Over 2,500 Posts
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 3,698
Quote:
Originally Posted by
GZire
What do you mean false alarm? Either the curtains are there or they aren't. Was she hanging drapes on the first time or did you have a bad acid trip?
Perhaps the new antibiotic has taken hold and her persistent, mega-yeast infection has finally begun to subside.
__________________2004 | 6MTs | Diamond Graphite/Graphite
#90 permalink
Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 30,477
Quote:
Originally Posted by
dholly
Perhaps the new antibiotic has taken hold and her persistent, mega-yeast infection has finally begun to subside.
Whoa..........no thanks.
__________________
Now I'm just laid bad - G35Princess
R.I.P.
MBC
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
