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Old 04-20-2007, 11:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Gamma DON'T DO IT!!!

DUUUDDDEEE, there's still time, no need to show up at the alter. check it out, i was watching Jeff Foxworthy yesterday, and this is what he said:



Gay Guys and Married Guys are very much the same:


If your bed is covered with fluffy-ruffled pillows................................. you're either gay, or married.





If you've ever been out shopping during a Big Game........................... you're either gay, or married.





If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a WOMAN................................ you're either gay, or married.
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Still not enough?????


Fine:





Before Marriage:









After Marriage:







Think of your Wallet!!!:






Remember the HOT Britney?? :






Then came Kfed:






And this is Britney AFTER the marriage:






Do you really wanna end up like this guy???? :

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Old 04-20-2007, 11:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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smoke... i thought i was a jerk?!

altho i agree that women drop the ball after they're married and become fucking fat again... i hate that dude
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Kiss your fun days Good bye!!!!!!!!!!












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don't Do It Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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DUUUDDDEEE, there's still time, no need to show up at the alter. check it out, i was watching Jeff Foxworthy yesterday, and this is what he said:



Gay Guys and Married Guys are very much the same:


If your bed is covered with fluffy-ruffled pillows................................. you're either gay, or married.





If you've ever been out shopping during a Big Game........................... you're either gay, or married.





If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a WOMAN................................ you're either gay, or married.
yah but he doesnt have a cock stuck up his ass every now and then.... hopefully not!
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Still not enough????? Fine:




Before Marriage:









After Marriage:



WAAAAAAY TOOO FUNNY!!!!!! :lol
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... smoke you are a crackead... this has to be the funniest sh*t all month!!
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ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smoke is back!! Funnier than ever!!
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he was away studying 'jokes for dummies'
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learn your 6mt history. i am the KING of 6mt comedy
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Forgive mantis smoke. He hasn't been around long enough to know how the PWA ran this mofukka!!
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Forgive mantis smoke. He hasn't been around long enough to know how the PWA ran this mofukka!!
dont get me wrong.. he's the king and shit but he can always brush up on stuff... i mean my homie's been a president for 6 years and he still.....
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Forgive mantis smoke. He hasn't been around long enough to know how the PWA ran this mofukka!!

yeah i know, damn rookies
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Smoke, this is a priceless thread. Very funny.
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