Corrupt A Wish Fondation

[DoggyDoor]

Might be a repost, who cares, it's fun!! So, someone makes a wish, (Ex: wish I could fly) then the next person grants it, but corrupts it,(Granted, but only naked and three feet in the air at 5mph) and then makes their own wish.

I'll start: I wish for a 50in Plasma

[dholly]

Originally Posted by DoggyDoor

I wish for a 50in Plasma

-Granted-

Unfortunately, because you're such a cheap bastard and jumped at the opportunity to buy your new toy from Uncle Goomba 'The Fence' Vito for a measly C-note, your new 50in Plasma came with a lovely 12" high foreign channel logo image burned-in the lower right corner that looks disturbing similar to a naked Rosie O'Donnell.

I wish for a perpetually green lawn that never needs mowing.

[Neftali]

Originally Posted by dholly

-Granted-

Unfortunately, because you're such a cheap bastard and jumped at the opportunity to buy your new toy from Uncle Goomba 'The Fence' Vito for a measly C-note, your new 50in Plasma came with a lovely 12" high foreign channel logo image burned-in the lower right corner that looks disturbing similar to a naked Rosie O'Donnell.

I wish for a perpetually green lawn that never needs mowing.

... which attracts fruit flies year round & stinks of sour cream & *ss!!

i wish for ggirl!!

[ZajERrK]

Originally Posted by Neftali

... which attracts fruit flies year round & stinks of sour cream & *ss!!

i wish for ggirl!!

granted, but the ggirl version you will get (which is different from the one on 6mt, and you know why) will have a penis larger than yours

i wish ggirl wont be pissed at this

[GZire]

Originally Posted by ZajERrK

granted, but the ggirl version you will get (which is different from the one on 6mt, and you know why) will have a penis larger than yours

i wish ggirl wont be pissed at this

........you have your wish, but unfortunately Neftali's "ggirl" is also yours and he proceeds to make you his bitch.



I wish for Hexx to stop rubbing his walnuts every hour of every day.

[ZajERrK]

Originally Posted by GZire

........you have your wish, but unfortunately Neftali's "ggirl" is also yours and he proceeds to make you his bitch.



I wish for Hexx to stop rubbing his walnuts every hour of every day.

granted. but you have to rub em for him after giving him a bj every hour

[GZire]

Originally Posted by ZajERrK

granted. but you have to rub em for him after giving him a bj every hour

Evil

I wish CJB would adhere to the rules of the thread.

[ZajERrK]

good luck finding one granting you that!

[DoggyDoor]

Jerk, stop being a jerk and play by the rules!

I wish for a Vortech supercharger for the sedan.

[Neftali]

Done... only the Vortech SuperCharger is only that in name alone, what you actually get is a Monstrous Blue Cone!!

... i wish for a GT-R!!

[ZajERrK]

Originally Posted by Neftali

Done... only the Vortech SuperCharger is only that in name alone, what you actually get is a Monstrous Blue Cone!!

... i wish for a GT-R!!

granted, you get a nice GT-R with a corolla engine

[Neftali]

... salts!!

[Infiniti514]

granted, but they come from GZ's tears when he finds out he doesn't have a penis

i wish i could become invisible at will

[ZajERrK]

granted, but you have to be naked at all time because your clothes cant be invisible, oh and gay demons can see you

[Infiniti514]

i wish jerk wouldnt keep screwing up the game