Corrupt A Wish Fondation

[Neftali]

Granted... & so they will, but you are forced to wash their sheets everyday!!

i wish for the 52'' Sony Bravia!!

[forumNooB]

Granted, but it's the display model from walmart so your home now also has the highest concentration of flesh eating diseases

I wish I had an HKS system...

[Phelan]

Granted, though its a system of mis matched parts that didn't pass quality control

[DoggyDoor]

Come on phelan, make a wish...

[Phelan]

I wish for the Raiders to return to the glory days

[Neftali]

Granted, but in so doing... the whole team will also be 'raiding' your *ss!!

... i wish for Keiko Kitagawa & Alicia Keys!!

[Phelan]

Granted, but upon their arrival you develop a yearning for a piece of Rosie O'Donnel's ass and leave Keiko and Alicia.

i wish for a shark with a laser

[DoggyDoor]

Granted, but as soon as you realize you have no where to put it, it dies in your back yard and stinks up the neighborhood.

I wish for a donk on 30"s.

[Neftali]

Granted, you get your donkey w/ a 30'' c*ck!!

i wish for more rasberry water!!

[ZajERrK]

granted, but it has a few drops of suerdude's essence in it.

i wish you knew how to spell r.a.s.p.b.e.r.r.y

[DoggyDoor]

Granted, he can spell, but Neft is now your father.

I wish for a never-ending weekend.

[ZajERrK]

granted, but your job will require you to work ONLY during the ENTIRE weekend

oh, i wish to finish this project im on for work

[Neftali]

Granted, but upon completion... you will be given 8 more projects 10X more work intensive than the completed one!!

... i wish for $300,000,000.00

[ZajERrK]

granted, but the entire world switches to Euro and no one uses dollars anymore.

i wish all persians move out of socal and go to the south

[Neftali]

Granted, but then comes the advent of the Pakistani's!!