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Quite interesting...!!
Ok, check this sh*t... it's 3:03am & i'm still up!!
Why??
... well i had settled in for the night & was watching this movie called Willow... one of the greatest movies ever. It's a tale of a leprechaun having a the worst day ever, filled w/ sorcery, magic, spells, all forms of occult practices, humor, angst, a man in a skull mask w/ a tendency to overreact (vocally no less), a mummy, a swordman named Madmartigan (i'm legally changing my name to that tomorrow), some broad, a billy goat, & the dumbest 3 headed giant lizard i have ever bore witness too... King Ghidora would have whupped his *ss!!
Anyway, movie ended, i said my prayers & went off to Tír na nÓg to play w/ Kitagawa Keiko & Alicia Keys!! Lo... is that my phone, why yes it is (thought i put that b*tch on vibrate)... i answer only to be cursed out immediately... why you ask?? Yeah, me too!!
Apparently i was seen (this is absolute truth, i couldn't believe i was being told this) in Yokohama (yes the one in Japan) earlier today w/ some b*tch @ TGIF's restaurant being referred to as 'Henry'... & this was after her 'sources' caught me @ the club a few nights ago propositioning many a woman w/ this purported pseudonym!!
... last i checked, i was in Maryland for the past 2 weeks, going to work & school & leading my otherwise banal, friendless existence!! What the f*ck...?? What p*sses me off the most is the whole Henry thing, i'm sure if i were to use an assumed moniker... i could do alot better than Henry... how gay is that name (sincerest apologies to any Henry's that might chance upon this), i would have come up w/ something far more engaging... Madmartigan perhaps!!
so u sayin some asian ho hit u up in the middle of the night n called u by a white mans name?
good story :]
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1. I just saw Willow for the first time 2 weekends ago. That movie was... odd
2. Sounds like someone has spies looking out for you everywhere - or is delusional
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Originally Posted by beanie
1. I just saw Willow for the first time 2 weekends ago. That movie was... odd
2. Sounds like someone has spies looking out for you everywhere - or is delusional
Wasn't it though, i didn't get it, but it was very interesting movie... but damn if i don't like Madmartigan, that has to be the greatest name ever!!
It gets worse... now today, i am hearing that there is now photographic evidence. i asked for it, but her source seems to have 'lost' it... so provided she finds it, i will probably post it up so everyone can see my evil doppelganger Henry!!