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12-06-2006, 07:29 PM
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OMFG..........she wants to breed
God save us but Paris wants to breed. WTF? How fupped are her kids going to be?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16042697/
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Mommy dearest: Paris Hilton wants kids, soon
Playgrounds in America might never be the same: Paris Hilton says she wants to have children — soon.
The partying heiress says that hanging around with her new best friend, Britney Spears, and Spears' two tykes has made her want to reproduce.
“It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids
In fact, looking after kiddies has become so appealing to Hilton that she recently cut short a night out with Spears, announcing to friends, “We’re going home to the babies. We miss them.”
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12-06-2006, 07:34 PM
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oh dear god.........
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12-06-2006, 07:46 PM
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Where do I sign up?
12-06-2006, 07:48 PM
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... to get what, the free STD w/ every poke??
12-06-2006, 07:51 PM
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I'll knock her up for a modest fee.
12-06-2006, 07:55 PM
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I'll knock her up for a modest fee.
... what ugly kids those would be!!
... & i do't think all the pennecillin in the world would cure whatever you get in the exchange, i heard she has some sh*t medical science has yet to discover!!
12-06-2006, 07:56 PM
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i like her sister better
12-06-2006, 08:08 PM
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hexx will stick his 8==> in anything with a (())
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12-06-2006, 08:15 PM
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hexx will stick his 8==> in anything with a (())
... or any man's (_!_)!!
12-06-2006, 08:19 PM
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oh my god, BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
12-06-2006, 08:36 PM
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... or any man's (_!_)!!
^^^ I think he likes that better
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12-06-2006, 08:43 PM
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i like her sister better
Nicky definitely got all the brains in the family.
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12-06-2006, 08:44 PM
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Strap a board to your ass or you're going to fall in.
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12-06-2006, 09:01 PM
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Nicky definitely got all the brains in the family.
plus shes better looking
12-06-2006, 10:29 PM
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... or any man's (_!_)!!
I'm not you
Nefthilly !
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