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#61 permalink
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I'm confused....GZ said he was my father. I think we need a paternity test.
Reading comprehension is not your friend. You will notice that it was Darth Vader who made that comment. It's probably why your momma is a goth and into that S&M stuff.
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Hexx already cleared it up for me. He said since you're still a virgin, you can't be my father. Therefore, Hexx is my father.
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Hexx already cleared it up for me. He said since you're still a virgin, you can't be my father. Therefore, Hexx is my father.
Stop talking to the machine he's not real... just a series of automated canned responses!!
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Hexx already cleared it up for me. He said since you're still a virgin, you can't be my father. Therefore, Hexx is my father.
Hexx is your daddy? Soooo..........this means your momma was a stripper?
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Hexx is your daddy? Soooo..........this means your momma was a stripper?
A gothic stripper....
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who gives out sex like it grows on trees
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. . . and she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose too!
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one of her many talents
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. . . and she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose too!
isnt that just special...
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. . . and she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose too!
........but can she shoot it out?
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........but can she shoot it out?
Shoot what out??
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Shoot what out??
Shoot the golf ball out, make change, smoke a cig, etc. [sigh, it's a lost art amongst today's strippers]
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Shoot the golf ball out, make change, smoke a cig, etc. [sigh, it's a lost art amongst today's strippers]
Ohhhhh . . . yeah. That's definitely a lost art . . .
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Ohhhhh . . . yeah. That's definitely a lost art . . .
I was talking to my general foreman the other day. He was in Asia during the Vietnam era. He's seen a gal who could crush a cucumber. Broke that sucker off where she picked it up.
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I was talking to my general foreman the other day. He was in Asia during the Vietnam era. He's seen a gal who could crush a cucumber. Broke that sucker off where she picked it up.
WHOA!!!
I would be scared to bang her cuz she might break . . . . . .
