how crazy is your woman?

[SmokeG305]

okay, due to the discussion being held at the GP thread which she announces her resurrection, yet she leaves right away anyways... i decided to make this thread to see what kind of crazy crap our GF's/wives/lovers/or whoever you're banging, are capable of...



well right now im doing a major group project in my university. it so happens that most of my group members are girls, so then one of the girls calls me one day to ask me something and my gf was right next to me... my gf then proceeds to get all mad because the girl called me, WTF??? it's for a damn project!!!!

so then she tells me why dont the guys from the group dont call me instead... ...

[beanie]

my woman is super crazy

[Lardoggy]

Dude, they're all a bit nutty, its just a question of degree of nutiness

[mantisG35]

mine's craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazie

[SmokeG305]

probably the craziest thing she ever said to me was that...


if i ever cheat on her, she's going to cut off my lil' smoker, freeze it, and keep it for herself



in case she reads this.. i love you baby

[superdude]

does she know you post on here?

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by Lardoggy

Dude, they're all a bit nutty, its just a question of degree of nutiness

yes, i think we've sort've noticed that after comparing our experiences... so go ahead and share yours

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by superdude

does she know you post on here?

yeah. she spies on me every once in a while. i really got it for flirting with ggirl a while back

[dwagner003]

Here is a conversation I had with a previous GF (abbreviated of course):
"So what are you doing tonight, Dan?"
"Oh, I think I am going to go out with some friends downtown (since I haven't seen them in months because you're a psychotic, annoying maniac who doesn't want me to have friends)."
"WHY?!?? SO YOU CAN FUCK OTHER GIRLS!!???!!"

Yikes..

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by beanie

my woman is super crazy

you're not safe from this thread either, beanie. you've been known to have a split personality at times

[mantisG35]

y would u tell ur girl what u do or where u post? whatre ya sh-tupid?

[dwagner003]

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

yeah. she spies on me every once in a while. i really got it for flirting with ggirl a while back

Wow.. that's really insane.. Has anyone actually seen a pic of ggirl?

[superdude]

yea man, seriously, thats over the top!

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by dwagner003

Here is a conversation I had with a previous GF (abbreviated of course):
"So what are you doing tonight, Dan?"
"Oh, I think I am going to go out with some friends downtown (since I haven't seen them in months because you're a psychotic, annoying maniac who doesn't want me to have friends)."
"WHY?!?? SO YOU CAN FUCK OTHER GIRLS!!???!!"

Yikes..

dduuudddeee!!! ... so you're gf doesnt want you to have friends either...



WTF is this some kind of women conspiracy???

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by mantisG35

y would u tell ur girl what u do or where u post? whatre ya sh-tupid?

man, i've been with her for 4.5 years, how is she NOT going to figure it out