Title of the article?............"Women talk three times as much as men."
Some of the interesting quotes in the article................
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.........the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.
13,000 more than the average man? Great googly moogly!!!
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............the simple act of talking triggers a flood of brain chemicals which give women a rush similar to that felt by heroin addicts when they get a high.
Hmmmm..............women talking are like heroin addicts.......
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..........Dr Brizendine explains that testosterone also reduces the size of the section of the brain involved in hearing - allowing men to become "deaf" to the most logical of arguments put forward by their wives and girlfriends.
Men deaf to logical arguments put forward by females? She must've been on a heroin high when she was talking about that.
Comments anyone?
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for girls, girls fresh out of high school talk wayyyyy too much
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i am lucky! i got a girl that talks 30 times more than me!
i literally call her, say "hello" and then the end of the conversation (monologue to be accurate) is when my phone's battery runs off after 3-4 hours (to be fair this doesnt happen everday.. just about 2-3 times a week). Im glad my battery's life is getting shorter tho! the funny thing is she never noticed that i put the phone on a pillow or something, go do something, then get back to the phone...
i am lucky! i got a girl that talks 30 times more than me!
i literally call her, say "hello" and then the end of the conversation (monologue to be accurate) is when my phone's battery runs off after 3-4 hours (to be fair this doesnt happen everday.. just about 2-3 times a week). Im glad my battery's life is getting shorter tho! the funny thing is she never noticed that i put the phone on a pillow or something, go do something, then get back to the phone...
haha yeah ive done that before. at the gym too, i jus do my set n then say " oh yeah, yeah, uh huh, ok..." hahahah
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Fuck, I wonder if one of my friends is a girl. He's cool as fuck and loves to party, but man does he talk. Talk talk talk talk talk ramble ramble ramble. If he's drunk or high or both, you gotta crack the whip and guide the conversation. It's freakin' annoying. He's one of those people that call you, and when you see their ID, you choose to ignore it because you know it's not gonna be a quick 5 minute conversation.
Ohhh yeah, women talk a lot. So much yackity yack bullshit too
I have a lot of guy friends like that too. It's sort of scary sometimes that they can talk nonstop. My coworker for one... some days my friend and I just want to tape his mouth shut.
But I also definitely have some female friends (and family members) like that >___<
^^^and they interrupt you, get off point, go on a tangent and you actually have to cut them short, "so what's your point?" and brace yourself for the long diluted answer.
overall loquacious people annoy me in general. men or women.
Fuck, I wonder if one of my friends is a girl. He's cool as fuck and loves to party, but man does he talk. Talk talk talk talk talk ramble ramble ramble. If he's drunk or high or both, you gotta crack the whip and guide the conversation. It's freakin' annoying. He's one of those people that call you, and when you see their ID, you choose to ignore it because you know it's not gonna be a quick 5 minute conversation.............
Why you dissing Hexx like that?
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LOL. I have this chic friend who's HOT. Some of you may have seen her pics here and there. I won't mention names. I've known here for years and she's hella cool, but she's like a talkaholic. She'll talk for like hours. She literally lives with her bluetooth earpiece on 24/7 and calls everyone all damn day long. She used to be like, "one of the guys" as we're growing up in the neighborhood so we'd like talk all sorts of nasty sex talk in front of her when she was a lot younger. Bad idea! She'll call up and tell me about nasty sex details I'd rather not hear from her for hours. Every time she comes into town she'll call up. Oh and she can drink too. So when she comes down we'll go drink Korean soju and by the boxes. I'll be like in the car knocked out and she'll still be talking after I wake up. I always think didn't she know I was knocked out??? I always knew there had to be a scientific explanation.
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lol, that describes a coworker of mine to a T. It works out well because I'm more of a listener, so him being able to carry on the majority of the conversation is fine.
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i remember when i was younger, i would never be able to say anything to some of the girls i dated. Jesus Christ! blah blah blah blah blah... i was reduced to witty observations such as:
hmmm...
ohhhh...
i see...
yeah...
no way!...
get outta here!...
that bitch is crazy...
i hated girls like that. such a turn off. hey gamma, i dont think your friend is a closet drag. i for one, can talk and talk and talk... if need so. if not, then most of the time i could be mistaken for a "shy" guy. maybe your friend thinks you're boring and he needs to be the life of the party
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Jesus Christ! blah blah blah blah blah... i was reduced to witty observations such as:
