It made sense once self realization hit...!!

[Neftali]

Ok, i'm in Blockbuster last night minding my own business, i get up to the register... guy takes one look @ me, & asks me if i'm ok, i ask why... he said he thought i might have been high, tweaking, or just plain crazy, the whole store starts laughing & i can't imagine why...!!

Then self realization hits & i realize i am in Blockbuster, in my pajamas, w/ a pile of chocolate in my hand, a bokkle o' rasberry water... & asking to rent Titanic!!

See... what had happened was...

I was talking to ***, & all of a sudden i wanted to watch Titanic, like i really had to watch this movie or i wasn't going to able to move on in life, so i decide to go to the movie renting place, Blockbuster, to get my hands on a copy of Titanic; i had already showered & powdered up, feeling like a new woman so i didn't want to change out of my pj's so i just put a jacket on... f*ck it (plus i was also drinking for the better part of... uhm, the past few days, so i really didn't care one way or the other)... i fire up Miruku & was off!! So i gets into BB & headed to the 'drama' section where intelligence mandates Titanic would be, no such luck... 'action' section... nope... 'foreign'... nope, ooo, but death trance is there, i must make a note to borrow that later (HDD crashed so i don't have it anymore)... but anyway i get on line to ask the guy @ the register when i saw chocolate, then i started having a craving for chocolate like Gamma's hand has a craving for Princess' unmentionables!! So i picked up some chocolate, but they had so many kinds of chok'lit bars i started grabbing 2 of each kind, till i had enough (came out to $42 in chok'lit)... then i saw some Dasani Rasberry Water... wonder how this would taste w/ grey goose... only one way to figure out, so i picked that up to... ok, i'm up, i go to the register, ask for Titanic & that's when ol' boy & the other patrons in the store figured i had gone completely lunchboxx!!

... the end result is that they didn't have Titanic for rent, but they did have the 3-Disk special edition (http://www.amazon.com/Titanic-Specia...ie=UTF8&s=dvd), which i was only too happy to purchase... w00t!!

~Fin

[jayelleseven]

i like how 6mt continues to poke fun at gamma for that photo wit princess.. haha.

[Infiniti514]

bahaha I love reading stories by Neft

[uhohNumber2brb]

what a fag......

[Infiniti514]

^^^ damn that was harsh.........





+1 to that

[uhohNumber2brb]

he needs to stop taking his estrogen pills...

[Infiniti514]

This is true....



I guess he didn't know he could have watched it for free last night because it was on TNT.

[Neftali]

... i don't watch TV!!

i would never know it was on TNT, or where to locate TNT, or what time it was viewable on TNT!!

[uhohNumber2brb]

Neft is Ammish?

[Infiniti514]

I'm thinking that might be a possibility....

[Hexxum001]

I don't even know what to say about this Neft. I think you need help though . . . . .

[gammawolf]

Neft you are a gifted storyteller . . . but you are the only guy I know who willingly goes to a blockbuster to rent Titanic.

You hate it when we give you shit, but then you give us more fuel to work with

Seriously, you were in your pajamas renting Titanic? You must of been high. Superduper high . . . or just confused

[msb3079]

i'm just surprised he wasn't drunk... or was he.......?

[gammawolf]

And can't you get that movie OnDemand now? OnDemand is the shit! I haven't been to a video store in years.

[GZire]

Why on earth would any man want to rent Titanic? WTF is wrong with that brutha?