I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don'tâ?â?¢t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help."
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Are you kidding???!!!! Demanding these things is like demanding Fox bend over and kiss is own ass. Mexico is one of the most Nazi like countries on the American continent. I mean come on the only reason we put up with all the shit that we do is because...
1. In the next 20 years we'll all have some sort of relation with a Mexican at the rate they hop the border, intermarry and shoot out kids.
2. We feel bad for whopping their ass so bad in the Mexican American war.
3. They provide cheap labor. Well, this is highly arguable.
4. They keep sending over new recipies for tacos.
5. They keep up Disnyland for our young men in the military.
6. It's a land bridge to some of the best beach resorts in town.
7. Pre-owned vehicles (commonly referred to as hoopties) need a good home too.
Add to this if you like...
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Are you kidding???!!!! Demanding these things is like demanding Fox bend over and kiss is own ass. Mexico is one of the most Nazi like countries on the American continent. I mean come on the only reason we put up with all the shit that we do is because...
1. In the next 20 years we'll all have some sort of relation with a Mexican at the rate they hop the border, intermarry and shoot out kids.
2. We feel bad for whopping their ass so bad in the Mexican American war.
3. They provide cheap labor. Well, this is highly arguable.
4. They keep sending over new recipies for tacos.
5. They keep up Disnyland for our young men in the military.
6. It's a land bridge to some of the best beach resorts in town.
7. Pre-owned vehicles (commonly referred to as hoopties) need a good home too.
Add to this if you like...
I dont see how # 3 is highly arguable. N if I remember my history correctly, the Mexican-American war wasn't exactly a fair fight... but whatever, its history.
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got no smile and lack a lavish lifestyle but its cool cuz I came up hungry, jus a lil Latino tryin to make it and when I make it.. I promise the world wont lightly take it.
^^^there's no rules in fighting....you do what you gotta do to win....
Of course not but you cant brag about making moves that someones fully unprepared for, like cheap shots in a fight.
I'll likely end up hiring one of my people to work on my lawn in the future tho_ No shame tho.
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got no smile and lack a lavish lifestyle but its cool cuz I came up hungry, jus a lil Latino tryin to make it and when I make it.. I promise the world wont lightly take it.
HMMMMMM......... This reminds me I will be in Mexico part of 2nd and all of 3rd week in December !!!! Just relaxing on the beautiful beaches of Riviera Maya
I'll tell you about their immigration laws when I return with a nice tan
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Emigrating to Mexico
