OMG, I took a break from the drudgery of post-whoring today to go to the nearest Halloween store to get some Dracula fangs and Demon horns. It's in the low 90s today and every girl looks good with their tank tops on as I'm cruising through the westside.
I get to the Halloween store in Westwood off of Pico and Westwood and as soon as I park in the structure, I see two smokin' hot chicks. Then I get inside the store and there are more smokin' hot chicks. I almost forgot what the hell I came there for. Then there was this Indian, maybe Latina, who came in just wearing casual clothes - sandals, grey sweat pants - wearing a pink tank top with D cups ready to bust out She had mocha like skin color and curly brownish hair. Her body was bangin! She caught my eye as soon as she walked in but I minded my own business. I kept lookin' for the stuff that I need and then I get into that long ass line.
Guess who's in front of me? I get a closer look of her 5'4, 110lb figure with a cute little butt. I peg her age between 23 and 26. Her face is cute but she has a small subtle curved scar about an 1" long on her left eyebrow. Minor imperfection, in fact, if you ask me, that probably keeps her down to earth. I told myself, "okay, I'm gonna see the wifey in about 5 hours, but there's no way I'm not gonna step up and say a little something to this fox in front of me."
I see her holding a long cat's tail, a pimp hat, some big $$$ bill fake money and just watch her a little bit. She puts the money down and I tell her,
"You're gonna need that if you're going to a pimp and ho party."
"Actually I was going to buy it for my friend, but do you think I will?"
"Oh yeah, but that's nice of you to think of your friend. You wanna buy my stuff too "
she laughs. She picks up the fake money and then she's called to the register. All that time, I swear I thought one of her natural boobs were going to bounce out.
I love L.A.
No, I didn't get the digits. No, I didn't find out what party she was going to. No, I didn't get to see the titaay, but at least I made her laugh and that made my afternoon. Now I'm gonna go fuck a palm tree
similar thing happened to me. i went to a halloween store with my gf about 2 weeks ago.
as soon as i walked in, i saw a bunch of great looking women. OMG. i was sad because i couldnt cheap flirt like you did, gamma
halloween is every girl's chance to dress up like a whore, and not get called a whore. so i say we take advantage of it, and visit every halloween store we can.
^^^I had no idea Smoke that these stores had such smokin' clientele. I never used to celebrate Halloween before. This is only my second time walking in to a store like this. Fuck, you're right man, I may need to go back!
^^^I had no idea Smoke that these stores had such smokin' clientele. I never used to celebrate Halloween before. This is only my second time walking in to a store like this. Fuck, you're right man, I may need to go back!
bro, me niether! i even mentioned it to my gf, i said:
"damn, why are there so many damn skanks (my word for smoking hot women when im infront of my gf) here?"
she said, "because it's halloween, every girl's excuse to dress up like a hoochie."
shiiiiiitttt, after all these years, i come to find this crap out now
go back? fuck that man, lets get some part time jobs in those bitches
"damn, why are there so many damn skanks (my word for smoking hot women when im infront of my gf) here?"
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dood, I totally feel you on that. It's the only way to get license to look without officially checking out other girls. The fucking game you have to play, like, "man that girls looks trashy " (when you're actually thinking to yourself, Daaaaaayyumm, I'd hit it!)
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Originally Posted by SmokeG305
fuck that man, lets get some part time jobs in those bitches
Ohhh, I feel ya man. I just might volunteer so they don't give me shit when I just stand, gawk and give extra special attention to certain customers
Man you all dont know whats up wit my school and haloween do yah?
It gets fucken CRUNK up in this bitch haha. N this like a set costume party or some pledge thing, WHO CARES haha
Im jus not as lucky as that mofo up there ^^ I havent kicked it wit girls like that either, its a friends photo whos in there sorority =/ NOT YET!
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got no smile and lack a lavish lifestyle but its cool cuz I came up hungry, jus a lil Latino tryin to make it and when I make it.. I promise the world wont lightly take it.
^^^I'm sure I would of thoroughly enjoyed the scenery there. But this chick was cool because she was as casual as possible and she was still smokin'! I could only imagine what she would look like when she's all dressed up with that tail attached
You still at work too? I'm outta here in a few minutes.
It's hot in L.A. and . . .
She had mocha like skin color and curly brownish hair. Her body was bangin! She caught my eye as soon as she walked in but I minded my own business. I kept lookin' for the stuff that I need and then I get into that long ass line.
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" (when you're actually thinking to yourself, Daaaaaayyumm, I'd hit it!) 
*sniffs*
