the trick is, to talk to have a conversation with the gf, while loooking at other chicks...that way she thinks you're paying attention to her and her only...
^^^I found out years ago that the sunglasses I wear don't fully cover my eyes. The wifey let me know about that when I picked her up from the San Diego airport (pre-9/11) and was walking out of the terminal with her. I hadn't seen her in weeks and then this smokin' ass brunette with tight black pants walks right in front of me. I looked and then looked down and she caught my eyes move. I didn't hear the end of it for the rest of the day I think.
I'm only a man, what was I supposed to do?
I guess I need pitch black wraparound glasses. But those don't fit my face much.
that's too funny. Will your wife check out chicks with you?
Don't worry guys... after slutty Halloween costumes, you'll have a bunch of chicks running around trying to pretend they're naughty and/or nice
that's too funny. Will your wife check out chicks with you?
I only wish. Of course if she did then we could spend afternoons just checking out chicks! No, she doesnt' check them out. Sometimes she'll go, "oh my god, that girl has such huuge boobs." And I have to pretend like she just spoke to me in Chinese and I give her this, "ohh, really, where?" Even though she knows that I saw it (90% chance that I saw it before she did or at the same time), I still play dumb. When she points it out to me it's very rare though.
I was with my chick the other day and we saw this hotass sales girl in there....and she said "she is pretty"...I said "yea, she is", but i was thinking, damn I want a piece of that.....
I only wish. Of course if she did then we could spend afternoons just checking out chicks! No, she doesnt' check them out. Sometimes she'll go, "oh my god, that girl has such huuge boobs." And I have to pretend like she just spoke to me in Chinese and I give her this, "ohh, really, where?" Even though she knows that I saw it (90% chance that I saw it before she did or at the same time), I still play dumb. When she points it out to me it's very rare though.
Hey Beanie, what are you wearing for Halloween?
ahaha man that sucks, another reason to avoid marriage_
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got no smile and lack a lavish lifestyle but its cool cuz I came up hungry, jus a lil Latino tryin to make it and when I make it.. I promise the world wont lightly take it.
^^Jayelle, don't get married until you are ready to partner up, remain the best of friends, and have sex with only one woman for the rest of your life. If you are ready to say yes to all of that and firmly believe it, you're ready.
I only wish. Of course if she did then we could spend afternoons just checking out chicks! No, she doesnt' check them out. Sometimes she'll go, "oh my god, that girl has such huuge boobs." And I have to pretend like she just spoke to me in Chinese and I give her this, "ohh, really, where?" Even though she knows that I saw it (90% chance that I saw it before she did or at the same time), I still play dumb. When she points it out to me it's very rare though.
Hey Beanie, what are you wearing for Halloween?
lol @ playing dumb. probably safer
i'm not dressing up for halloween. Haven't in so long that I don't even remember the last time I did. What about you?
^^^You don't dress up? Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you would.
This last Friday I went to a Halloween party dressed as a demon. Red paint with black around the eyebrows and horns on my head. I wore all black too. I'll post pics at a later time. This is like the 3rd time I've ever dressed up for halloween in my life. Remember, I grew up a Jehovah's Witness so we didn't participate in all this stuff.
Bwaaahhaaahaaa!!! This shit is classic. My problem now is that because my last chick was bi, she checked out more chicks than I did!! It was awesome!!! Like I said, we were supposed to have a 3some with another chick but we split up before it happened (and it was her idea too). Anyways, unless the next chick I am with is bi, it's not gonna work. I didn't have to hear about me looking at other chicks cuz she would point them out. And she said, "I'd hit it!" more often than I did. So unless my next chick is bi or so super cool that it doesn't bother her, it won't work.
Bwaaahhaaahaaa!!! This shit is classic. My problem now is that because my last chick was bi, she checked out more chicks than I did!! It was awesome!!! Like I said, we were supposed to have a 3some with another chick but we split up before it happened (and it was her idea too). Anyways, unless the next chick I am with is bi, it's not gonna work. I didn't have to hear about me looking at other chicks cuz she would point them out. And she said, "I'd hit it!" more often than I did. So unless my next chick is bi or so super cool that it doesn't bother her, it won't work.
I didn't hear the end of it for the rest of the day I think.
that's too funny. Will your wife check out chicks with you?
Anyways, unless the next chick I am with is bi, it's not gonna work. I didn't have to hear about me looking at other chicks cuz she would point them out. And she said, "I'd hit it!" more often than I did. 
