SD "hello. i was acquiring about your Dodge Charger for sale"
GUY "yes, it is available"
SD "i was wondering if that was a misprint or is it truely 300,000 dollars"
GUY "no, that is correct. However, I am now looking at the best offer"
SD "what trim line is it"
GUY "its the base"
SD "what?????????? NO HEMI, everyone needs a hemi"
GUY "yea but i wasnt so concered with the engine"
SD "um hmmmmmmmmmmm. i also notice that the paint cost a billion dollars"
GUY "well not a billion, close to it!"
Now i start laughing
SD "what took the proccess so long?"
GUY "well it took over 3 months to creat the effects. not only was there over 300 pounds of Glitter.........
SD "let me interupt, did you say glitter"
GUY "yes, that is correct"
SD "and who made this glitter, Lilian Vernon?"
GUY "No it was custom made by a manufactur, cost a left kidney"
SD "Well if you paid your left kidney for that, maybe i should sell both for a car of that caliber"
GUY "I get compliments every day. I cant even pull into a gas station without peoples jaws dropping"
SD "you sure its not because richards simmons in the car sucking you off?"
PAUSE-NO RESPONCE
SD "i will over you 500 dollars for this car, and mostly because i want to blow it up"
GUY "................................"
SD "what is the best offer you have at this time"
GUY "well as of right now, none really"
SD "doesnt suprise me."
SD "Does this 300,000 dollars include a blow job by jessica alba"
GUY "does any car come with that"
SD "for that price, it better.
PAUSE
SD "if i can get a BJ From Jessica Alba i can find a host of ppl willing to pay that price"
SD "if I can take pictures Id even up the price and take out a mortgage"
GUY "i dont think thats possible."
SD "comeon.........."
CLICK
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They say they want the kingdom
But they don't want God in it
GUY "I get compliments every day. I cant even pull into a gas station without peoples jaws dropping"
SD "you sure its not because richards simmons in the car sucking you off?"
PAUSE-NO RESPONCE
If you indeed had this conversation, and you actually told him this line above - you are the fucking man! Not only that, that was HILARIOUS!!!! I was LOL hard when I read that.
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