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Originally Posted by GZire
Hey man you need to ask the MENSA buds how many shrimps she would have had to have eaten to put on that extra 300 pounds.
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Well, I worked on this over the weekend for you.
Calories in Shrimp, Mixed Species
Cooked, Moist Heat
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size
3 oz (85.0 g) 4 large (22.0 g)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 84Calories from Fat 8
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0.9g1%
Saturated Fat 0.2g1%
Polyunsaturated Fat 0.4g
Monounsaturated Fat 0.2g
Cholesterol 166mg55%
Sodium 190mg8%
Total Carbohydrates 0.0g0%
Protein 17.8g
Vitamin A 4% • Vitamin C 3%
Calcium 3% • Iron 15%
Nutritional Units 2
* Based on a 2000 calorie diet
Extended nutritional details...
Detailed Nutrition Facts
Water 65.69 g
Energy 84 kcal
Energy 352 kj
Protein 17.77 g
Total lipid (fat) 0.92 g
Ash 1.33 g
Carbohydrate, by difference ~ g
Fiber, total dietary ~ g
Sugars, total ~ g
Calcium, Ca 33 mg
Iron, Fe 2.63 mg
Magnesium, Mg 29 mg
Phosphorus, P 116 mg
Potassium, K 155 mg
Sodium, Na 190 mg
Zinc, Zn 1.33 mg
Copper, Cu 0.162 mg
Manganese, Mn 0.026 mg
Selenium, Se 33.7 mcg
Vitamin C, total ascorbic acid 1.9 mg
Thiamin 0.026 mg
Riboflavin 0.026 mg
Niacin 2.202 mg
Pantothenic acid 0.289 mg
Vitamin B-6 0.102 mg
Folate, total 3 mcg
Folic acid ~ mcg
Folate, food 3 mcg
Folate, DFE 3 mcg_DFE
Vitamin B-12 1.27 mcg
Vitamin A, IU 191 IU
Vitamin A, RAE 58 mcg_RAE
Retinol 58 mcg
Vitamin E (alpha-tocopherol) 1.17 mg
Vitamin K (phylloquinone) ~ mcg
Fatty acids, total saturated 0.238 g
4:0 ~ g
6:0 ~ g
8:0 ~ g
10:0 ~ g
12:0 ~ g
14:0 0.009 g
16:0 0.119 g
18:0 0.077 g
Fatty acids, total monounsaturated 0.162 g
16:1 undifferentiated 0.051 g
18:1 undifferentiated 0.094 g
20:1 0.009 g
22:1 undifferentiated 0.006 g
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 0.374 g
18:2 undifferentiated 0.017 g
18:3 undifferentiated 0.009 g
18:4 ~ g
20:4 undifferentiated 0.06 g
20:5 n-3 0.145 g
22:5 n-3 0.017 g
22:6 n-3 0.119 g
Cholesterol 166 mg
Tryptophan 0.247 g
Threonine 0.714 g
Isoleucine 0.859 g
Leucine 1.403 g
Lysine 1.547 g
Methionine 0.493 g
Cystine 0.196 g
Phenylalanine 0.748 g
Tyrosine 0.587 g
Valine 0.833 g
Arginine 1.547 g
Histidine 0.357 g
Alanine 1.003 g
Aspartic acid 1.836 g
Glutamic acid 3.026 g
Glycine 1.071 g
Proline 0.578 g
Serine 0.697 g
Alcohol, ethyl ~ g
Caffeine ~ mg
Theobromine ~ mg
Carotene, beta ~ mcg
Carotene, alpha ~ mcg
Cryptoxanthin, beta ~ mcg
Lycopene ~ mcg
Lutein + zeaxanthin ~ mcg
Based on an average, normal caloric consumption of 2000 calories / day for an average person, and doing a regression on her probable weight based on how many bulges she has, the rate of movement on the treadmill and anticipating she only got any exercise once every third birthday, I conclude that Shamu has been on a strictly krill diet at Sea World for the last 2 years and this is also why shrimp are costing $13.99/lb.
Shrimp + treadmill...............
Hey, it's Friday afternoon - cut me some slack. It does run with the theme *shudder*
... it's... it's... it's... in a t-t-th-thong!!
