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THX723 · 10-10-2006, 04:13 PM

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them

"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."

Solo_Cx11 · 10-10-2006, 04:42 PM

clint, most people don't respond to others while they're on the can

for future reference, please keep that in mind.

**GZire** · 10-10-2006, 04:54 PM

No Clint that has never happened to me before.

THX723 · 10-10-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Solo_Cx11

clint, most people don't respond to others while they're on the can

for future reference, please keep that in mind.

Oh!

**GZire** · 10-10-2006, 04:59 PM

^^^^Haven't you seen that commercial where the guy is talking to the rather attractive looking lady with the earbud?

THX723 · 10-10-2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GZire

^^^^Haven't you seen that commercial where the guy is talking to the rather attractive looking lady with the earbud?

Maybe, maybe not. Which one was that?

gammawolf · 10-10-2006, 05:14 PM

Uhhh Clint, you're way too fuckin' polite.

**GZire** · 10-10-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by THX723

Maybe, maybe not. Which one was that?

I forget, but instead of a toilet, they were standing in line.

THX723 · 10-10-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by gammawolf

Uhhh Clint, you're way too fuckin' polite.

Yes I am!

*rips one towards your general direction*

**GZire** · 10-10-2006, 05:29 PM

Hey light a match man.

gammawolf · 10-10-2006, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by THX723

Yes I am!

*rips one towards your general direction*

Right back at you bud!

*rrrrrrrrrriiiiip*

fuck, I stunk myself out on that one

**GZire** · 10-10-2006, 05:36 PM

Hey one of you two (or both) dumbiciles is going to rip one and shart himself. Take precautions.

Neftali · 10-10-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GZire

Hey one of you two (or both) dumbiciles is going to rip one and shart himself. Take precautions.

Hahahahaha...!!

That's funny!!

Dumbiciles... i'm stealing that!!

Zoomzoomers · 10-10-2006, 07:01 PM

Ahh I got a story for you.

Back when I was in the Army and was a platoon leader I was called to break up a fight. First, I should explain some background info. In the Army bathrooms are called latrines and most are large rectangular rooms with a big tub as the urinal and a row of toilets in line with each other. Oh, by the way, the toilets don't have walls or covers. So basically you sit there next to a bunch of other guys taking a shit. Well, one day I was alerted by my platoon Sgt. that a fight had broken out in the latrine between two men. He wanted me to come take a look. So I went with him and we walk into the latrine. So I was first thinking WTF??? Then I see two men sitting next to each other on adjacent toilets looking away from each other. Well I guess what had happened was these two guys were taking a sh!t and got into a fight over the toilet paper. There was only a tiny roll left and they got into to trying to get at it first. Both of them had black eyes on both eyes and pretty much was tore up. From what the witnesses stated, they were literally going at it, but they never left their toilet seats. I guess they both had "hangers", but I don't know. So basically, they were sitting at arms lenght of each other just trading blows. For some toilet paper. Well, they were both repremanded in writing and were docked two months pay each.

I guess the story isn't funny if you didn't get to see it in person, but I thought it was fitting with THX's story and all.

gammawolf · 10-10-2006, 07:11 PM

^^^hahahah,"hangars"

aka dingleberries. one time my Italian friend asked what a dingleberry is. English is a second language to him, so I explained it to him. He then laughed and said, "ahhh, I see. In Italy we call them Tarzanelli." I couldnt' stop laughing when he told me this

And yes, they are actually referencing Tarzan.

By the way, say one guy would of taken the rest of the TP. Are you telling me the other guy would of been stuck there and no one would of thrown him a roll or something?