6MT.net Infiniti G35/G37/GTR Community

DoggyDoor · 10-02-2006, 12:18 PM

Or you could be like a drug smuggler, put it in a balloon and swallow it, hope it doesn't kill you and get it 8 hours later. Problem solved!

**GZire** · 10-02-2006, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoggyDoor

Or you could be like a drug smuggler, put it in a balloon and swallow it, hope it doesn't kill you and get it 8 hours later. Problem solved!

If he shoved it up his ass, he can get it sooner than 8 hours.

SmokeG305 · 10-02-2006, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GZire

If he shoved it up his ass, he can get it sooner than 8 hours.

wouldnt you know?

cmrz · 10-02-2006, 12:55 PM

he might enjoy that too much ....

gammawolf · 10-02-2006, 01:50 PM

This thread reminds me of a story:

I go to Tijuana, MX a lot for business and for family. I got a friend (who's a lawyer) who goes a lot too. Well my friend lives in San Diego and commutes back and forth all the time for he has property in both cities (born and raised here, but shit, it's a lot cheaper to live 10 minutes across the border) and he's also a pot smoker, maybe more than I am. Anyways, one time we were on the subject of hiding it and the subject of stuffing it up your ass came up. The car goes quiet for a second and I hear, "ohhh, well I've done that once."

To which his wife and myself replied, "are you fucking crazy?"

He explained that he was coming across the border to San Diego and he had a little bit with him. By the way, DON'T EVER EVER EVER EVER transport drugs across the border. Don't ever mess with the feds. Anyways, he was coming back across the border and he had just a small nugget with him. He wanted to take it but he didn't know where to put it. He saw a little glass vial and he put the nugget in the glass vial and shoved it up his ass for his 20 minute commute across the border.

Towards the end of the story, I couldn't help but LMAO!!!!!!!! I was rolling in the back seat laughing so hard. And then I laughed even further at his wife's first expression, "You dumbass!!! You could of hurt yourself with that glass vial. What would of happened if it broke!"

DoggyDoor · 10-02-2006, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hexxum001

You can always stash it up your ass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoggyDoor

PERFECT STASH SPOT
If you plug it, I am sure no one will find it there...

Quote:

Originally Posted by GZire

If he shoved it up his ass, he can get it sooner than 8 hours.

Three suggestions of putting drugs in one's ass, this is a great thread!

Funner567 · 10-02-2006, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoggyDoor

Three suggestions of putting drugs in one's ass, this is a great thread!

the thread has literally gone gay....

Funner567 · 10-02-2006, 03:16 PM

gamma i went to mexico when i was visiting SD and got pulled over twice! Once the damn cop said they will tow my car or give them my weed....that was a simple choice. Shoving it up my ass to save some weed, i dont think i would ever do that in my life haha

CMRZ: i dont have a stick...im 5at ha

cmrz · 10-02-2006, 03:24 PM

get a shifter that has a secret compartment inside it then

if one does not exsist... invent it --- I retain all the rights

Neal376 · 10-02-2006, 03:26 PM

I got the best spot!

just pop off the alluminum finisher off your door, and hide it in the there!

Funner567 · 10-02-2006, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

tsk tsk tsk, very dissapointed funner.

shhhhhh... pot is in your everday routine!

**GZire** · 10-02-2006, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

wouldnt you know?

Judging by the watermelon your momma shoved up her bum for an ass-bead, yes it will take less than 8 hours.

gammawolf · 10-02-2006, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funner567

gamma i went to mexico when i was visiting SD and got pulled over twice! Once the damn cop said they will tow my car or give them my weed....that was a simple choice.

The Federalis shook you down for your weed? No kiddin'

Why did they pull you over? How did they know you had weed?

**GZire** · 10-02-2006, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gammawolf

........I got a friend (who's a lawyer) who goes a lot too. ...........

I hope you do not use him for your legal advice.

gammawolf · 10-02-2006, 03:45 PM

^^^Not at all. He's really cool though, and really smart but when it comes to common sense . . . not all there.