Inspired by some recently crappy driving by some women in a BMW X3 and a Volvo, both of whom tried to repaint my car with their car door's............................I present to you.......
CAVEAT: This post contains egregious amounts of cursing.
• When merging and you are in the yield lane, yield you motherfucker. And for chrissakes speed the fuck up on an on-ramp. You should be going at least 60 by the time you reach the merge area on the interstate.
• When on the interstate and approaching a merge, move one lane to the left, if possible. This means that neither you nor the dumb motherfucker who wouldn’t know how to yield if his arms and legs were cut off by Graham Chapman have to slow down.
• If your car won’t go over 50mph, get the motherfuck off my interstate or I will beat you like a rented mule.
• If you are in the fast lane and a faster car comes up behind you, get the fuck over before they have to put on the brakes.
• If you can’t get the fuck over because there is an even slower motherfucker in the lane next to you, speed the fuck up so the motherfucker behind you doesn’t have to apply the brakes, and then get the fuck over as soon as possible.
• No matter how fast you’re fucking going, stay in the farthest right lane that you can, because there will be a faster motherfucker coming up behind you and you can avoid lots of hassle by staying in the slower lane where you belong.
If you’re trying to be a motherfucking badass and merge your Haibatsu Gravity Well from the fast lane to an exit lane in less than a quarter of a mile without using your turn signal, don’t get all pissy when I don’t let your sorry ass cut me off. I will fuck you up, motherfucker.
• If someone uses their goddamn turn signal, let them the fuck in your lane, unless you’re in a traffic jam and they are one of those ignorant fucksticks who think they can drive all the way up to the exact spot where their lane ends and stick their dicks in your lane. Castrate those dumbfucks.
• When exiting, don’t slow down until you’re on the fucking exit ramp. That’s what they’re fucking for.
Man, I haven’t gone on a rant in forever. That felt good. Yes, I know the title is redundant
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Man, something must have sparked him to make him write such a long post. I have to deal with that junk all the time living in an area of asian drivers.
HEY!!! Not all Asian drivers are like that !!!
I'll admit, the old asian women are.... but that's about it. Just go around them.
And Gzire... LMAO, I didn't know you had it in you to go off like that..
Since YOU mention it was inspired by 2 WOMEN.. you should change the word motherfucker to BITCH... cuz women can't really be 'motherfuckers'
And I've seen a ton of really BAD Male drivers too!!! Even one that was SHAVING in his car!!!!
So did you HONK at these ladies and gave them the finger????
And Gzire... LMAO, I didn't know you had it in you to go off like that..
Since YOU mention it was inspired by 2 WOMEN.. you should change the word motherfucker to BITCH... cuz women can't really be 'motherfuckers'
I have one word for you..............strap-on.
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Man I hate to see people stereotyped. First of all, saying that all Asian drivers are bad is so much bull shit that I have to call bull shit. Everyone in the fucking US of A knows that old fuck'n jerryactric white folk are the worst drivers in the world. Yes, I mean the world! Just ask any European what they think of retired white folk who visit Europe. Not to mention the fact that every useless Oldsmobile and Buick are driven by white folk who refuse to believe that their jerryatric ass needs a seeing eye dog to drive. Also, if you look at the big picture most Asians don't have the driving experience that we Americans do. Since we all learn to drive in our teens. Many Asian immigrants have never driven before coming here so based on that fact old white folk have less of an excuse. Now given, I'll agree that there are many Asians who are bad drivers, but I'd rather have them on the roads than 80 year old white folks who drive 35 in a 55mph zone and will still give you a bird when you try to pass them.
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i agree w/ that, what i would say is that the majority of bad drivers are old people (regardless of ethnicity... there are all equally menaces) & the majority of women (same rules apply), not all women, just the majority. The #1 reason, not paying attention; old people either purposely won't or they can't pay attention to what is going on like they could 'back in da day, when the pace was slow & they were faster'... & women... FATHER, forgive them for they know not what they do!!
side note: Then after these select group of women (stressing not all women) do some wild shit on the road, they assume it is your fault, put on their 'rilla outfit & start acting the monkey... all i say is don't purport to be some form of gangster when you are in your car, never know when you run up on someone who isn't in the mood & ends your career right then & there, like what has been going on as of late!!
Man I hate to see people stereotyped. First of all, saying that all Asian drivers are bad is so much bull shit that I have to call bull shit. Everyone in the fucking US of A knows that old fuck'n jerryactric white folk are the worst drivers in the world. Yes, I mean the world! Just ask any European what they think of retired white folk who visit Europe. Not to mention the fact that every useless Oldsmobile and Buick are driven by white folk who refuse to believe that their jerryatric ass needs a seeing eye dog to drive. Also, if you look at the big picture most Asians don't have the driving experience that we Americans do. Since we all learn to drive in our teens. Many Asian immigrants have never driven before coming here so based on that fact old white folk have less of an excuse. Now given, I'll agree that there are many Asians who are bad drivers, but I'd rather have them on the roads than 80 year old white folks who drive 35 in a 55mph zone and will still give you a bird when you try to pass them.
anyone ever been in a taxi in china? that's some of the best driving i've ever seen.
FYI, one of the best drivers I have ever known was a woman who drove me all over Europe. She drove a big ass buss through Le Champ Elyssey and that roundabout around Le Arc de Triump, she drove us through the tiny streets in Venice, and then she drove us through the hills in Switzerland. She even busted a 3 point turn in a place that I could never ever think of doing in Munich. She's got mad respect from me.
However, I will say that I think women have tendencies to be terrible drivers sheerly because they seem to distract themselves more. Cell phones, applying make-up and dealing with the brats in the car. Old people are just terrible drivers too because of their reaction time and unawareness to certain elements. I don't agree that race has anything to do with being a bad driver unless you are a recent immigrant and don't know where the fuck you are going.
However, I will say that I think women have tendencies to be terrible drivers sheerly because they seem to distract themselves more................
Girls and women talk to damned much when they drive. Instead of looking at you, I'd much prefer they look at the road..........especially since I'm probably riding in the death seat.
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