You want to catch her with her pants around her ankles.
I basically asked her to go on walk, as we were walking down our neighborhood, I was looking for a bright street lamp. I was looking where our shadow was laying on the ground.
Once our shadow's were "bright" enough, I asked to stay put. I had a candle/chalk prepared and wrote on the ground:
"ARRY"
"E"
She was like wtf?
So says to her, give me your hand bitch...
As soon as our hands locked, the shadow from our body's made an "M"...
So for the slow people, it read "Marry Me".
She said are you serious?
I said yeah.
She said, "OMG, what am I going to wear?!?!"
That's cute.
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Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns all clean ~ Maya Angelou
Before I gave her my gift(thanks again Phelan and THX723) I told her the usual spew about how awesome she because she pretty much let's me do what I want and when I want. She lets me stare, and I mean gawk and other gorgeous women that we encounter when we step out, but I explained to her, that's just what they are, just women... I told her that I could have married any woman, but instead I married a goddess... Fuck, I'm good.
You're welcome man. I do what I can. It could have been even better had I had access to Photoshop CS2 (rather than v.7). Someone needs to update their software archive! Glad yall liked the way it turned out.
btw, the 'M' trick was major cheeeeeeeeeeeeze ... I approve!
But this is self incriminating. You all know the first rule to being a dude. Never ever admit to a damn thing. Even if you're standing over a burnt down rose bush holding a blow torch in your hand, your answer should always be, "it wasn't me".
+1......shaggy said it best...."it wasn't me"......
I wear sunglasses when we go out so she can't see my eyes wonder....
I say you tie a ring to your Willie and when she goes to give artificial respiration to the one-eyed snake she'll get the surprise of her life. Should pay off later too, she'll associate commitment with a good hummer.
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R.I.P. MBC
I say you tie a ring to your Willie and when she goes to give artificial respiration to the one-eyed snake she'll get the surprise of her life. Should pay off later too, she'll associate commitment with a good hummer.
so you would think.....but hearing about Super's sex life after a child is making me second think about my decisions.....
Yeah, but the majority of the ladies seem to dig it.
I do it for the bitches.
hahaha whoooooo for the bitches..! hell yeah
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got no smile and lack a lavish lifestyle but its cool cuz I came up hungry, jus a lil Latino tryin to make it and when I make it.. I promise the world wont lightly take it.
how did you know that??! a few times in my vehicle...a few times at a bar, and a few times by the pool...at least I try!
thats nuts, if only after so many tries a female would propose 2 You.. :]
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got no smile and lack a lavish lifestyle but its cool cuz I came up hungry, jus a lil Latino tryin to make it and when I make it.. I promise the world wont lightly take it.
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Glad yall liked the way it turned out.
