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SmokeG305 · 05-11-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dizz

You want to catch her with her pants around her ankles.

I basically asked her to go on walk, as we were walking down our neighborhood, I was looking for a bright street lamp. I was looking where our shadow was laying on the ground.

Once our shadow's were "bright" enough, I asked to stay put. I had a candle/chalk prepared and wrote on the ground:

"ARRY"
"E"

She was like wtf?
So says to her, give me your hand bitch...

As soon as our hands locked, the shadow from our body's made an "M"...
So for the slow people, it read "Marry Me".

She said are you serious?
I said yeah.
She said, "OMG, what am I going to wear?!?!"

that is a great story

Dizz · 05-11-2006, 07:09 PM

Hey 2, take this if you want as well, but I'm warning you it's super cheesy but I know "MOST" girls eat this shit up and I can't really explain how I come up with this stuff, I guess the only thing that can explain the "gentler side of Dizz" is that she really is my muse...
Anyway...

My wife and I just celebrated our first anniversary this past Sun.

Before I gave her my gift(thanks again Phelan and THX723) I told her the usual spew about how awesome she because she pretty much let's me do what I want and when I want. She lets me stare, and I mean gawk and other gorgeous women that we encounter when we step out, but I explained to her, that's just what they are, just women... I told her that I could have married any woman, but instead I married a goddess... Fuck, I'm good.

Zoomzoomers · 05-11-2006, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dizz

Hey 2, take this if you want as well, but I'm warning you it's super cheesy but I know "MOST" girls eat this shit up and I can't really explain how I come up with this stuff, I guess the only thing that can explain the "gentler side of Dizz" is that she really is my muse...
Anyway...

My wife and I just celebrated our first anniversary this past Sun.

Before I gave her my gift(thanks again Phelan and THX723) I told her the usual spew about how awesome she because she pretty much let's me do what I want and when I want. She lets me stare, and I mean gawk and other gorgeous women that we encounter when we step out, but I explained to her, that's just what they are, just women... I told her that I could have married any woman, but instead I married a goddess... Fuck, I'm good.

But this is self incriminating. You all know the first rule to being a dude. Never ever admit to a damn thing. Even if you're standing over a burnt down rose bush holding a blow torch in your hand, your answer should always be, "it wasn't me".

gammawolf · 05-11-2006, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dizz

Hey 2, take this if you want as well, but I'm warning you it's super cheesy but I know "MOST" girls eat this shit up and I can't really explain how I come up with this stuff, I guess the only thing that can explain the "gentler side of Dizz" is that she really is my muse...
Anyway...

My wife and I just celebrated our first anniversary this past Sun.

Before I gave her my gift(thanks again Phelan and THX723) I told her the usual spew about how awesome she because she pretty much let's me do what I want and when I want. She lets me stare, and I mean gawk and other gorgeous women that we encounter when we step out, but I explained to her, that's just what they are, just women... I told her that I could have married any woman, but instead I married a goddess... Fuck, I'm good.

I can't believe she bought that

No way. My girl wouldn't of bought that no matter how I delivered it. No way no how.

#2, please use this line and tell us the results.

Dizz · 05-11-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoomzoomers

But this is self incriminating. You all know the first rule to being a dude. Never ever admit to a damn thing. Even if you're standing over a burnt down rose bush holding a blow torch in your hand, your answer should always be, "it wasn't me".

Yeah, but the majority of the ladies seem to dig it.
I do it for the bitches.

Dizz · 05-11-2006, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gammawolf

I can't believe she bought that

No way. My girl wouldn't of bought that no matter how I delivered it. No way no how.

#2, please use this line and tell us the results.

Shit Gamma, I'll sell ice to an eskimo.
It's not what you say, it's how you say it.
Just make sure the delivery is good.

gammawolf · 05-11-2006, 07:18 PM

I could of had the sincerest face, the puppy dogs eyes, the look glazing into her eyes, held her hand even and you know what I would of heard:

"BWAHAHAAH, sell it to someone who's buying. Nice try, but you still aren't going to Rio."

Neal376 · 05-11-2006, 07:20 PM

I proposed to like six females...unfortunetly they all thought I was joking

Dizz · 05-11-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by gammawolf

I could of had the sincerest face, the puppy dogs eyes, the look glazing into her eyes, held her hand even and you know what I would of heard:

"BWAHAHAAH, sell it to someone who's buying. Nice try, but you still aren't going to Rio."

That was your problem right there.
You can't be spew shit like that with a straight face.
You say it like you know it's corny cuz it is super corny.

Lighten up Gamma.

Dizz · 05-11-2006, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal376

I proposed to like six females...unfortunetly they all thought I was joking

Did you propose to them in your biology class?

gammawolf · 05-11-2006, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dizz

That was your problem right there.
You can't be spew shit like that with a straight face.
You say it like you know it's corny cuz it is super corny.

Lighten up Gamma.

Dizz, from now on, I will think of you as Sr. Queso. ayyayai, what cheese.