__________________ -2004.5 6MT G35 Coupe, Diamond Graphite/Graphite, Aero, Premium, Nav, Splash Guards, Aluminum Pedals, Z-Tube and K&N Air Filter, 3/8\" Motordyne Plenum Spacer -2001 Toyota Tacoma SR5 Stepside 5-Speed 4X4 with siderails, Tonneau Cover, Bed Liner, and Rain Guards -1990 Nissan 240SX SE 5-speed with some minor mods
1. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
2. At birth Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face, no one delivers Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris clogs the toilet, even when he pees
4. They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turned out to be Chuck Norris, in the library, with a roundhouse kick
5. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried
6. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds from death
7. Everybody loves Raymond, except Chuck Norris
8. Chuck Norris can speak braille
9. Chuck Norris does not hunt, the word hunt infers the probability of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing
10. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes
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Now I'm just laid bad - G35Princess
R.I.P. MBC
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