there is a very rich old man which has everything so he constantly looking for something unusual.
one day he decided to find a husband for his daughter,so he gather the whole village around and anounce "whoever can prove to me that you are the laziest person,i will send my only daughter to you as a wife"
needless to say there are many many guys come with all kind of stories like "i'm so lazy that i haven't take a bath for 3 months" "i'm 65yrs old and i still leaving with my parents" ect..ect...
but still the old man still not impressed with any of them.then on the last day a 7yrs old boy come standing on the line,to his surprise,he asked the boy "don't you think you are too young for my daughter son?"
the boy replied "on no sir,not for me.i'm here for my older brother,he is too lazy to get here so he made me come here for him"
the old man jump up and down with joy and said "there is my son-in-law.he is THE laziest"
he then send his daughter along with maids,helpers and many golds to that lazy guy
few hours later all of them coming back.the old man running to his daughter and asked "why?what happened? why are you coming back?
"he said he is not going to married me" the daughter replied in tears.
the old man said in angry voice "WTF? my daughter is beautiful and i am the rich.everyone want to be my son-in-law.what the hell wrong with this guy? did he say why?
the daughter cry even louder "he said i don't want to marry you,YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT YET"
the old man :WOW
Talking about lazy
