I don't pass on the right. Passing on the right is stupid and wrong.
What the hell does this mean? The only advice I have is don't let the lubrication run out. Don't wan't to blow the piston rings.
I got it now. Yes, passing on the right is a rare thing in my book and each time I almost got killed which I knew I would but I couldn't live any longer behind the slow poke so I faced death. Stupid of me, I know.
Oh, you know what the hell this means, G...........my bf has this crazy idea that he is going to lose 50 lbs and as a personal reward he can be entitled to fuck me up the butt. Last Saturday afternoon he had me show him and cook him all of these really easy yet incredibly yummy low cal foods for a tight budget (about a buck per meal- I ought to sell this stuff and make millions) and now he is eating organic and hiking on weekends...so you know at some point he might actually do this incredibly impossible feat (doesn't take much to move mountains when you've got a great woman) and then he will call me up for his little reward. Not sure how this happened exactly...I think I said something like dude, if you lose 50 lbs you will be really hot and I will never be able to say no to you on anything...well...you'd be surprised at what a man can turn into a promise when he chooses to.
I got it now. Yes, passing on the right is a rare thing in my book and each time I almost got killed which I knew I would but I couldn't live any longer behind the slow poke so I faced death. Stupid of me, I know.
Oh, you know what the hell this means, G...........my bf has this crazy idea that he is going to lose 50 lbs and as a personal reward he can be entitled to fuck me up the butt. Last Saturday afternoon he had me show him and cook him all of these really easy yet incredibly yummy low cal foods for a tight budget (about a buck per meal- I ought to sell this stuff and make millions) and now he is eating organic and hiking on weekends...so you know at some point he might actually do this incredibly impossible feat (doesn't take much to move mountains when you've got a great woman) and then he will call me up for his little reward. Not sure how this happened exactly...I think I said something like dude, if you lose 50 lbs you will be really hot and I will never be able to say no to you on anything...well...you'd be surprised at what a man can turn into a promise when he chooses to.
Kurt has been making naughty references for almost two years now...since he made me watch Badder Santa. Thought he might give me a little support in case I need it next year.
LC if he loses the 50# for you and keeps it off, I say it's butt pirates time.
That is what enG35ineer said only he included as well some of the most scary commentary I have ever heard in my life because he has a wonderful little dark side that I just love. He basically convinced me that I am in for a bottoming out hard time of it because I am not one to back down from anything even my worst fear. But anyhoo, that is such a long time away in my opinion if at all - I think the best diet is a steady healthy enjoyment of whole foods and occasional moments of cheese and beef insanity, not some psycho binge/purge routine to cut weight. Having explored the depths of love in food preparation I should be a great resource to the guy. On the topic of binge though, you should see what I have been requested to cook for Valentine's Day for him. And tonight I have to take the "brad pitt insta-family" out to Chuck E. Cheese's though I quail at the thought of doing such a cookie cutter activity that has been done and done and done ad nauseum...I might need to bring a little of my originality to this scene in need really quick like.
Just think G - if things had gone differently I would be in Hawaii with you and Jay and Mali and Roneski and possibly Jay's gf in two days cooking fresh fish in banana leaves over an open campfire for you and the crew..........oh, how yummy that vacation would have been...
By the way, do I need to go back and read that whole scene with the kids and UTROD or was that nothing? If I am welcome here and I am just about the most awful thing on the planet...let no one be "banned" or "blackballed". Even the crazies...hey, I told tuckygrl to kiss off but only with regards to sending me private messages but refusing to call my home phone...I made it clear that she was more than welcome to hang out here and then later when she could identify herself then we could have a friendship if she desired. No reason that USC and TX can't get along in my opinion there is room on the road for all Gs as long as they don't drive slow in the fast lane.
I simply hate a farmers tan, thats all I gotta say..
(i bet this whack rhyme will get more attention than my 'good' ones!)
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got no smile and lack a lavish lifestyle but its cool cuz I came up hungry, jus a lil Latino tryin to make it and when I make it.. I promise the world wont lightly take it.
Thought he might give me a little support in case I need it next year.
He basically convinced me that I am in for a bottoming out hard time of it because I am not one to back down from anything even my worst fear. But anyhoo, that is such a long time away in my opinion if at all - I think the best diet is a steady healthy enjoyment of whole foods and occasional moments of cheese and beef insanity, not some psycho binge/purge routine to cut weight. Having explored the depths of love in food preparation I should be a great resource to the guy. On the topic of binge though, you should see what I have been requested to cook for Valentine's Day for him. And tonight I have to take the "brad pitt insta-family" out to Chuck E. Cheese's though I quail at the thought of doing such a cookie cutter activity that has been done and done and done ad nauseum...I might need to bring a little of my originality to this scene in need really quick like. 
