So I was so bored at work today that I decided to take a picture of my workplace, and as much as I hate to admit I work in a cubicle, that is because my way too fast growing company doesn’t have enough space for all of it’s employees so they rent out all sorts of crappy buildings put us in there and promise to move us soon, oh well we will see.
So anyway I figured since I’m stuck in that cube for a while I will do my best to make it look more exciting, if that is at all possible. Anyway here is where I spend most of my days:
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alas, can't take pics where I work...but it is a very boring windowless cubicle...with a crappy chair. but I do have a plant, so I have that going for me..
Is that Victoria's Secret on your desk? Lovespell or another?
My office is full of the most insane humans ever mixed together if for no other reason than to paint a picture of the grossest kind of travesty as punishment for my overuse of the word to describe my own life as an oftimes overdramatic teenager. The cubicals are a gray hemp material of a shade that even oatmeal cannot match in its attempt at "flat out ugly". Any closer and we'd all have to be prepared to be intimate with one another. We are a sprawl of dust and regurgitated air that apallingly has gone through the lungs of even the most jack assed pompous know it alls (we have one directly behind me and another across a wall less than thirty feet away) as well as a forbidden love affair of my less healthy years who somehow impressed me with the absolute mediocity of everything about him except moments of such cutting evil and beauty that hopelessly mixed my own typically well centered emotions. Uh-huh...typically well centered...that's me. I have one small 4x6 snapshot picuture of me and my four girlfirends and their kids baking cookies held up by a see through tack, a New York World's Fair circa years ago orange and blue vintage little coffee mug that reads "FUTURE MISS U.S.A." that I found last year at a Virginia fleemarket while passing through on some deranged family reunion type errand. I can be a bit type A on occasion...so everything is in my drawer in its place and not scattered about. Some numnut stalker (who I kind of liked regardless of his mental problems) and who got laid off last year stole the only other thing I had which was a mousepad (not needed as it is optical mouse) that I kept because it peacefully reminded me of a long distance soulmate from my last workplace Volt in sunny California for only 4 months. But it is gone now after some patently sexual deviant drama that miffed me to say the least. So I basically have one thing on my desk and it is water or coffee I am drinking in a cobolt blue refillable bottle or a cobalt blue company logo coffee mug. Nothing else. My desktop...on my computer...is this picture though!
alas, can't take pics where I work...but it is a very boring windowless cubicle...with a crappy chair. but I do have a plant, so I have that going for me..
+1, -the plant.....
NSA would be all over my ass if i posted pixs....
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Is that Victoria's Secret on your desk? Lovespell or another?
My office is full of the most insane humans ever mixed together if for no other reason than to paint a picture of the grossest kind of travesty as punishment for my overuse of the word to describe my own life as an oftimes overdramatic teenager. The cubicals are a gray hemp material of a shade that even oatmeal cannot match in its attempt at "flat out ugly". Any closer and we'd all have to be prepared to be intimate with one another. We are a sprawl of dust and regurgitated air that apallingly has gone through the lungs of even the most jack assed pompous know it alls (we have one directly behind me and another across a wall less than thirty feet away) as well as a forbidden love affair of my less healthy years who somehow impressed me with the absolute mediocity of everything about him except moments of such cutting evil and beauty that hopelessly mixed my own typically well centered emotions. Uh-huh...typically well centered...that's me. I have one small 4x6 snapshot picuture of me and my four girlfirends and their kids baking cookies held up by a see through tack, a New York World's Fair circa years ago orange and blue vintage little coffee mug that reads "FUTURE MISS U.S.A." that I found last year at a Virginia fleemarket while passing through on some deranged family reunion type errand. I can be a bit type A on occasion...so everything is in my drawer in its place and not scattered about. Some numnut stalker (who I kind of liked regardless of his mental problems) and who got laid off last year stole the only other thing I had which was a mousepad (not needed as it is optical mouse) that I kept because it peacefully reminded me of a long distance soulmate from my last workplace Volt in sunny California for only 4 months. But it is gone now after some patently sexual deviant drama that miffed me to say the least. So I basically have one thing on my desk and it is water or coffee I am drinking in a cobolt blue refillable bottle or a cobalt blue company logo coffee mug. Nothing else. My desktop...on my computer...is this picture though!
wow even if you did post a picture i dont think it would be as descriptive as this, the things you write sometimes or rather should i say the way you write them amazes me sometimes. anyway cubicle life sucks but at least i'm glad that i'm not the only one that is putting up with it, anyway i have to stick around the office for like 6 hours or so most days and then i go home and work from there, i just really cant survive without a window for ver long periods of time
i cannot post pics of my work area but if you have seen the movie 'office space' my work is an exact carbon copy of initech.
in fact i just got back from a birthday party in the conference room.....it cracked me up because everyone was mumbling the happy birthday song just like in the movie.
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