Have you heard of the SBX-1? WTF is this thing? This monstrosity has been sitting next to me for the past two days.
It's about 300 feet tall, built off of a drilling rig platform, and has a bunch of domed crap sitting on the deck. All I know is that our cell phones have been acting up since then.
Just want to see if they are giving me a vasectomy via a ton of electronic radiation.
