the in-laws

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by superdds

yes...i'm a bad, bad man.

who no one understands, but his woomaannn

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by Navy ECMO

Basically? I thought this was like being pregnant, either you are or you aren't.

whats been your longest relationship, navy?

[Navy ECMO]

2.5 years

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by Navy ECMO

2.5 years

nice.


my current one is my longest, almost 4 years. somewhere down the 2nd year, i lost perception of the line that distinguishes marriage from being a couple.

[gammawolf]

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

btw gamma, what's your gf's nationality?

Her parents are Mexican, and she was born in Puerto Vallarta and migrated to the U.S. when she was a little kid.

Truth is, you gotta bite your tongue more often than you like too, but it's just one of those things. I don't kiss his ass or anything, but I did help the youngest sibling paint the deck of their house. Talk about labor intensive. They put me on the top of this trellis deck because I was the lightest one. After shit like that, the Dad will like you more. I know I know, you hate doing it, but it sure is easier to shake hands and hang with the Dad afer that point.

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by gammawolf

Her parents are Mexican, and she was born in Puerto Vallarta and migrated to the U.S. when she was a little kid.

Truth is, you gotta bite your tongue more often than you like too, but it's just one of those things. I don't kiss his ass or anything, but I did help the youngest sibling paint the deck of their house. Talk about labor intensive. They put me on the top of this trellis deck because I was the lightest one. After shit like that, the Dad will like you more. I know I know, you hate doing it, but it sure is easier to shake hands and hang with the Dad afer that point.

thanks for the advice man! i'll keep it in mind... but i dont really like my only brother in law... he's a lil brat.

all the women seem to like me in her family, but the men try real hard to make me feel uncomfortable

[gammawolf]

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

you're a bad one, super!

He's only a man. Like we don't have eyes.

[GZire]

Originally Posted by superdds

she's a little hottie...got implants too

Tell her I volunteer to do the breast massages so she doesn't suffer from encapsulation. What can I say, I am willing to contribute to society.

[ggirl]

Originally Posted by superdds

she's a little hottie...got implants too

Do they look real?

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by gammawolf

He's only a man. Like we don't have eyes.

sounds like you've been doing some of the same



dont you hate it when your gf has a hot friend?

[gammawolf]

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

sounds like you've been doing some of the same



dont you hate it when your gf has a hot friend?

Particularly when they kiss you on the lips as they greet you hello or goodbye.

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by gammawolf

Particularly when they kiss you on the lips as they greet you hello or goodbye.

ive never had that!



you've ever had sisters that both liked you?? it's a funny/awkward/disturbing thing

[gammawolf]

Luckily, no. But my ex-girlfriend's mom had a thing for me and she was a milf. Looked good too for her age. D-cups and played tennis 3 times a week.

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by gammawolf

Luckily, no. But my ex-girlfriend's mom had a thing for me and she was a milf. Looked good too for her age. D-cups and played tennis 3 times a week.

aaannnddddd???

[gammawolf]

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

aaannnddddd???

And I'm getting married in September and this is where the story ends. Sorry.