I might be required to give up my potty mouth if I meet the nice bebes of my new bf.
But that is later down the line... ...tonight is only DATE THREE and everyone knows that DATE THREE means FUCKING! Wow, this thread is kind of cool even if I am mad that it is in honor of little blowme who can't really back up her potty mouth but instead got scared away from cuming to my little Vegas orgy. She is mighty young to be so dirty <leering, drooling on the carpet> hehehehe isn't she though...
So anywho Kurt I did a naughty potty mouthed thing last Thursday...I refused to come over every frickin night that I was invited but instead firmly set one date per week and set today as date three and then flat out told the guy that we would be doing it on date three and sent emails about how we would be doing it the past five days and topped it all by showing up in my version of "hot pants" Saturday Night, stradling him and giving him one kiss as preview...basically he is so worked up by my potty mouth and wicked little honesty about how the entire world knows that date three is the big date...that I think he has been affected physiologically and could perhaps be on the verge of developing a stutter.
Dizz...now would be the honest time to relent and seek help for your ailments...
P.S. This place doesn't need to be a low brow piss hole in every thread...just this one! And see you all again next week...I decided that I would be giving up my car chat addiction for the first two weeks of the new year so I could read a couple of books instead.
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Whoa! Whoa! Pump the brakes kid...
But that is later down the line... ...tonight is only DATE THREE and everyone knows that DATE THREE means FUCKING!
I am aware of this rule, and in fact count on it. However, I recently had a 3rd date but didn't get laid But then I started thinking, date "2" was an hour and a half together in a yoga class (at my invitation)....this doesn't really count as a date, does it?????? Please say no!
But that is later down the line... ...tonight is only DATE THREE and everyone knows that DATE THREE means FUCKING!
I am aware of this rule, and in fact count on it. However, I recently had a 3rd date but didn't get laid But then I started thinking, date "2" was an hour and a half together in a yoga class (at my invitation)....this doesn't really count as a date, does it?????? Please say no!
nice date....sitting behind your date while she stretches and bends her body in all weird positions while wearing tights....
