What Is The Worst Movie You Ever Saw?

[GZire]

Originally Posted by ckforensic

That's exactly when we walked out. I don't need some stupid movie to try it's hardest to make me sad. I could have watched the news or walked into the morgue for that (I think that I still worked in forensics then). I like happy movies or westerns.

It turns happy. It's about true love finding itself even in the afterlife. Williams is willing to give up eternal happiness to stay with his wife in the pit of hell. In doing so he is able to free her of her guilt.

They both ascend to heaven. Basically the western ending where everyone is all happy in the end (no not like Hexx liking Smoke giving it to him in the rear end).

Now if this was a Chinese film, Williams stays with the wife and they both remain in hell forever.

[kloh]

Has anyone seen Glitter? I haven't, but I hear it's pure unadulterated crap.

[GZire]

Originally Posted by kloh

Has anyone seen Glitter? I haven't, but I hear it's pure unadulterated crap.

Even if I did I would never admit to it. I hear that Dizz loved it though.


Two more:
Lair of the White Worm
Naked Lunch

[Ru_G36c]

oh and any porn that has an actual script

[ABQ_G35]

Originally Posted by ckforensic

3 out of 4 stars..bullshit.

Well, in most cases, the number of stars doesn't mean shit, just listen to critics, if someone give a movie 2 stars, I usually go see it, HaHa! Hey, you have some nice choices there of theaters to attend, don't you, how is that one at Neshaminy Mall?

[gammawolf]

At my hotel during the New Year's break, I thought I'd watch a movie:

Transporter 2

Ugggghhh, what a terrible movie! The first one was cool, hell the opening scene motivated me to buy a stick, but the second one was absolute crap!

Before that, the last movie that I saw that was utterly stupid was:

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!
Armageddon

And I'm a big Chow Yun Fat fan - I love him in all the John Woo Hong Kong flicks - but aside from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, every movie that he's been cast in the U.S. is terrible. How unfortunate.

Also Clerks was great, Mallrats was marginal, and Chasing Amy was really good - but Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! So stupid.

Someone said on this thread that they don't like Raising Arizona, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon or Ace Ventura Pet Detective? Those were great!

[gammawolf]

But has anybody ever been suffering from insomnia and stayed up watching Catwoman just to see Halle Berry? I have. The movie was terrible and I didn't even get to see enough of Halle Berry.

[chenga]

Worst movie hands down - US Seals.

It's on imdb's worst 100 (#81).

[ABQ_G35]

Originally Posted by chenga

Worst movie hands down - US Seals.

It's on imdb's worst 100 (#81).

Who the hell was in that? Another Steven Segal movie?

[superdds]

Originally Posted by ABQ_G35

Who the hell was in that? Another Steven Segal movie?

charlie sheen...the dude that does the allstate comercials aka president palmer on 24...that's all i can remember.

[Lardoggy]

you guys are all forgettin about Gigli...of course, I didn't actually see this, but it was widely believed to the worst movie of the year when it came out.

[Ru_G36c]

Originally Posted by superdds

charlie sheen...the dude that does the allstate comercials aka president palmer on 24...that's all i can remember.

Charlie Sheen was in Navy Seals ... US Seals was a different movie

[eNigma]

George Bush's reaction to sept 11th
funniest movie ive ever watched!!!
wait that was reality..

uhm theres a lot of bad movies... ill remember moulin rouge.. prolly cuz im not a girl :P damn i hate musicals...
i cant believe i let my friends trick me into watching Rent

[ckforensic]

Here are the worst 25 movies of all time as ranked on imdb (great site for movie info, btw).

Rank Rating Title
1. 1.5 Anus Magillicutty (2003)
2. 1.7 From Justin to Kelly (2003)
3. 1.8 Troll 2 (1990)
4. 1.8 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. 1.8 Santa with Muscles (1996)
6. 1.9 In the Mix (2005/I)
7. 1.9 The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II (1985)
8. 1.9 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (199
9. 1.9 The Honeymooners (2005)
10. 1.9 Hobgoblins (1987)
11. 1.9 Going Overboard (1989)
12. 2.0 Glitter (2001)
13. 2.0 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966)
14. 2.1 You Got Served (2004)
15. 2.1 Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966)
16. 2.1 Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996)
17. 2.1 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
18. 2.1 Werewolf (1996)
19. 2.1 Monster a-Go Go (1965)
20. 2.1 Son of the Mask (2005)
21. 2.1 The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
22. 2.1 House of the Dead (2003)
23. 2.1 Girl in Gold Boots (1969)
24. 2.1 The Skydivers (1963)
25. 2.2 Kazaam (1996)

[msb3079]

Originally Posted by ironrice

You smoking some crack. That movie was tight. IMHO. Also, Napoleon is aight too. Well here are some of my worst movies ever:
Sideways-so boring wtf is that movie about?! I stopped watching it halfway through.
The movie with Van Damme and Dennis Rodman. Double Impact I think.
Romeo must die.

only movie i fell asleep at. they were fucking floating thru the air for no apparent reason and it looked fake as hell. i actually walked out and walked into Family Man (N. Cage) which was a decent movie. after that i puked (seriously)
i'd have to watch it again tho, i may like it better....?