Top Ten things I am looking forward to seeing in the aftermath of Texas' national championship:
10) After finding out that his ballroom dancing professor decided to give him not one, but two F's for his two left feet, Matt Leinart strolling the USC campus and not getting so much as a "low two" from anyone.
9) In a rabid attempt to lure some blue chip recruits from Texas, Bob Stoops slamming the phone down after getting an answering machine for the kajillionth time.
The hollow, empty feeling in College Station when the Aggie newspaper tries to rally the troops by proclaiming, "Hey we still have Coach Fran!"
7) The snickers in Reggie Bush's Home Economics class when someone tapes a "911"
sticker to his butt.
6) The look on Pete Carroll's face when he actually has to pay for his chicken fried steak at the South Central Sizzler.
5) The ESPN ass-clown who came up with the whole "USC is the best team ever scheme" getting his cube moved to the spot under the leaky ceiling tile.
4) The spritely USC Asian Students Association flicking jock straps like rubber bands at the USC defense in honor of them getting faked out of theirs all night.
3) Lendale White pondering whether it was the 8th or 9th biscuit he ate for breakfast that prevented his fat rear from moving another six inches on 4th down.
2) Pete Carroll getting a "choice" table and having to strain his neck to see over the Badminton and Softball coaches at the USC athletics award banquet
1) Mack Brown finally dropping the politically correct tone and proclaiming "I'll TELL YOU WHAT BOY - WE BEAT THEM PUNK ASS SUNSUHBITCHES REEEAAL GOOD!!
This town is hoping! Went down to campus today, my office is just a couple of blocks away, and man the energy is unbelievable! They light the tower tonight!
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National Championship Survival Kit - Top Ten List
Vinny is going pro next year, he won't be back... no reason, he is on top, why risk injury, and how can you top what he did last pm... 
Bastard! 
