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your mama jokes
your mama is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "why bother"
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yo mama so ugly she mayd a onyun kry
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Smoke's momma is so ugly that when he was born the doctor slapped her.
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Your mamma's so fat she bleeds gravy.
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Your mamma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter.
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Your mamma has a wooden leg with a kickstand.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Navy ECMO
Your mamma has a wooden leg with a kickstand.
Hey, watch the wooden leg jokes!
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your mama is so fat her shadow weighs a hundred pounds
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Yo mamma so poor she had to put a free sample on layaway
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you're so dumb, you thought Taco Bell was a phone company!
oops, not a "mama" joke
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Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
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yo mamas so fat.Her doctor has use a shovel do a pap smear .
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Yo mamas so fat. When she pulls her panties down to her knees. Her pu**y is still in them.
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Originally Posted by erveyanguiano
Yo mamas so fat. When she pulls her panties down to her knees. Her pu**y is still in them.
oo i need to go vomit. have you ever seen Smoke's mom??? that's just gross.
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Yo mama so poor. She lit a candle when the light company turned the electricty off. And the light company came by and blew it out and said "Uh-Uh we said no lights"
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