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12-29-2005, 12:11 PM
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Location: South Cacalackie
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Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
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12-29-2005, 09:08 PM
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#47 (permalink)
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: so cali
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your mama is so fat i tried to drive around the bitch and i ran outta gas
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12-30-2005, 06:51 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Your mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
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That really may be THE #1. For some reason that just hit the spot and I have been rolling with laughter ever since. 
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12-30-2005, 10:33 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Texas
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Your momma is so ugly she has to sneak up on water to get a drink!
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12-30-2005, 11:28 AM
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#50 (permalink)
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: so cali
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your mama is so dumb she lays on the tv and watches the sofa
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Chris Oak
04 G35 6mt/black/black leather/spoiler/sunroof/brembos/MTEC lights/injen cai
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12-30-2005, 12:04 PM
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#51 (permalink)
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: 92602
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Yo momma's so ugly that her momma had to tie a steak around her neck so that the dogs would play with her.
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12-31-2005, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: so cali
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your mama is so fat her blood type is ragu
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01-04-2006, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Yo Mama's house
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Yo' mama's so black she leaves fingerprint on charcoal.
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01-04-2006, 09:49 AM
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Yo' mama's so fat she pees mustard
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01-04-2006, 09:51 AM
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Yo' mama's so ugly her mom had to feed her with a slingshot.
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6MT Coupe -\'The rice is mightier than the corn, beotches!\'
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01-04-2006, 09:51 AM
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Yo' mama's so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice.
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01-04-2006, 09:52 AM
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Location: Yo Mama's house
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Yo' mama's an astronaut. (I don't know what dis means but I heard it on a movie once, I think White men can't jump.)
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01-04-2006, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Vegas baby.
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Originally Posted by ironrice
Yo' mama's so fat she pees mustard
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Yuk... bad visual. 
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01-04-2006, 09:24 PM
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#59 (permalink)
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Over 500 Posts
Join Date: May 2004
Location: so cali
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your mamas hair is so nappy she has to take pain killers to comb her hair
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Chris Oak
04 G35 6mt/black/black leather/spoiler/sunroof/brembos/MTEC lights/injen cai
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10-23-2006, 07:28 PM
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#60 (permalink)
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 29,119
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Smoke's momma's so fat she's the one responsible for global warming.
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