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12-28-2005, 08:29 PM
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your mama is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
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12-28-2005, 08:36 PM
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Yo mama so poor when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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12-28-2005, 08:47 PM
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Your mama's so old she remembers when dirt was invented.
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Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.
-Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Thomas Cooper, February 10, 1814
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12-28-2005, 08:52 PM
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#34 (permalink)
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your mama is so old she waited tables at "the last supper"
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Chris Oak
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12-28-2005, 09:49 PM
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Yo momma so fat when she jump for joy...
she got stuck!
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Very nice, Sexy Time!
-Borat, Greatest hero of all time
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12-28-2005, 11:15 PM
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your mama's so fat she's got more chins than a chinatown phonebook
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12-29-2005, 01:49 AM
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Smoke's momma is so fat she uses a sail for a thong.
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R.I.P. MBC
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12-29-2005, 05:32 AM
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Your mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
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Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.
-Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Thomas Cooper, February 10, 1814
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12-29-2005, 08:25 AM
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You're momma’s butt is so big that if someone told her to haul ass she would need to make 3 trips. 
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12-29-2005, 08:50 AM
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your mama is so hairy she was in gorillas in the mist without makeup
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12-29-2005, 12:05 PM
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Yo Momma so Smelly that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...
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12-29-2005, 12:06 PM
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Yo Momma so Dirty she has to creep up on the bath water
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07 G35 Sedan Sport | fully loaded every bell and whistle | 05 CBR 600F4i | led undertail | RT one exhaust |
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12-29-2005, 12:07 PM
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Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
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07 G35 Sedan Sport | fully loaded every bell and whistle | 05 CBR 600F4i | led undertail | RT one exhaust |
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12-29-2005, 12:08 PM
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Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
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07 G35 Sedan Sport | fully loaded every bell and whistle | 05 CBR 600F4i | led undertail | RT one exhaust |
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12-29-2005, 12:08 PM
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Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
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