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#16 permalink
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Dallas, TX........ Everything is BIGGER in Texas!
Posts: 165
Yo momma so stupid, she asks for a price check at the dollar store.
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#17 permalink
Over 10,000 Posts
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: L.A. - S.D. and everything in between
Posts: 12,986
Your mama's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Texas
Posts: 3,839
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#19 permalink
Over 2,500 Posts
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 3,698
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she don't ask for a menu, she asks for an estimate!
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#20 permalink
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 1,926
Your mama's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn on the cob through a knothole.
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#21 permalink
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: so cali
Posts: 600
your mama is so dumb she failed a survey
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Cumming, GA
Posts: 6,294
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#23 permalink
Over 2,500 Posts
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: 92602
Posts: 4,466
Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it.
#24 permalink
Over 500 Posts
Join Date: May 2004
Location: so cali
Posts: 600
your mamma is so ugly she has to pay twice when she goes to the zoo, once to get in and once to get out
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#25 permalink
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 4
yo mama so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
#26 permalink
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 1,926
Your mama's so stupid, she couldn't figure out how all the w's got in her bag of m&m's.
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#27 permalink
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 1,926
Your mama's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
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#28 permalink
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 1,926
Your mama's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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#29 permalink
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Washington DC
Posts: 1,926
YOur mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Wade County
Posts: 23,134
damn navy
gz's momma is so stupid, she tried to alphabetize a bag of m & m's.
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