6MT.net Infiniti G35/G37/GTR Community - if any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas...

msb3079 · 12-24-2005, 02:37 PM

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one...

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!!

Hallelujah!
Holy shit!!
Where's the Tylenol?!

ryno · 12-24-2005, 03:09 PM

http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/10017/xmas28.wav

msb3079 · 12-24-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ryno

http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/10017/xmas28.wav

...and when santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

(or something like that) hahaha

ryno · 12-24-2005, 07:11 PM

http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/chris...n/nuthouse.wav

ryno · 12-24-2005, 07:33 PM

http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mov...youserious.wav

msb3079 · 12-24-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ryno

http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/moviewavs.cgi?National_Lampoons_Christmas_Vacation =youserious.wav

so simple, but one of the best. i say it without even thinking. instead of saying "are you serious" i always say "you serious, clark?" and people think i'm nuts LOL

ryno · 12-24-2005, 08:26 PM

So many great quotes from that movie. Might have to pop it in the DVD player. I haven't watched it since Thanksgiving.

msb3079 · 12-25-2005, 08:56 PM

man i hope you watched it. i could NEVER go a Christmas without watching that movie at least a few times. LOL

uhohNumber2brb · 12-26-2005, 01:55 AM

love the part when the dad is at the mall with the son at the counter where the sales clerk pull up her skirt to show him her pantyhose....

msb3079 · 12-26-2005, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by uhohNumber2brb

love the part when the dad is at the mall with the son at the counter where the sales clerk pull up her skirt to show him her pantyhose....

ummm she wasn't wearing any pantyhose

"can't see the line, can ya Rus?"

but the best...

"'tis the season to be merry"
"well that's my name..."
"no shit"