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partyman66 · 12-23-2005, 04:19 PM

I was at the mall with my mom doing some last minute Christmas shopping last night, and we were walking by one of those little vendors shacks in the middle of the mall. The guy working there starts trying to get my mom to buy this stupid little nail filer/shinner device, so I began to lull off into a mindless reverie as I await the situation to play its course and conclude. Well.. I'm staring at this hot girls ass as she walks by(very distracted), and the fuckin guy grabs my hand and starts shinning my frickin nail as a sample of what his product is capable of!

WTF is that shit! You don't grab the hand of a male complete stranger and start shinning his friggen nails without asking!

So now I have this stupid one shinney nail on my hand and it won't go away. I feel moderately gay, and I am thinking of going and scuffing the nail against a truck engine until the shinnyness is gone and I feel better.

It would have been funny if I just decked the guy out of reflex.

ggirl · 12-23-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by partyman66

I was at the mall with my mom doing some last minute Christmas shopping last night, and we were walking by one of those little vendors shacks in the middle of the mall. The guy working there starts trying to get my mom to buy this stupid little nail filer/shinner device, so I began to lull off into a mindless reverie as I await the situation to play its course and conclude. Well.. I'm staring at this hot girls ass as she walks by(very distracted), and the fuckin guy grabs my hand and starts shinning my frickin nail as a sample of what his product is capable of!

WTF is that shit! You don't grab the hand of a male complete stranger and start shinning his friggen nails without asking!

So now I have this stupid one shinney nail on my hand and it won't go away. I feel moderately gay, and I am thinking of going and scuffing the nail against a truck engine until the shinnyness is gone and I feel better.

It would have been funny if I just decked the guy out of reflex.

i hate those people. You should never grab anyone. You never know who will actually hit you.

lovechild1970 · 12-23-2005, 04:51 PM

Ah ha ha, party! I love it. I was shooting a wedding a few weeks back with my bud Roland and we were hanging out with some videographers we knew from other weddings and Ro busts out the line, "so I shared a bath with a naked old guy yesterday." Straight faced he said this...we all just lost ourselves in that. I had already even heard the story that morning at Einstein's bagels - he had joined Sawmill Athletic Club so he could take his daughter swimming, gets out of the pool and jumps into the locker hot tub. Some old guy (all berries, no twig) jumps in naked.

Not an alpha male moment there at the nail buffer for you!

Hexxum001 · 12-23-2005, 04:55 PM

You are in the clear unless you theriously sthart talking like thith thilly!

**beanie** · 12-23-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by partyman66

So now I have this stupid one shinney nail on my hand and it won't go away. I feel moderately gay, and I am thinking of going and scuffing the nail against a truck engine until the shinnyness is gone and I feel better.

Those people are very annoying. I don't like the ones that come after you with lotion or that scalp tingler thing that looks like a spider/the retinal scanner from Minority Report.

Fastforward · 12-23-2005, 05:16 PM

"So I Feel Moderately Gay Today"

Admission is the first step towards recovery

I've actually seen straight guys with nailpolish (black). No worries.

Ru_G36c · 12-23-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by partyman66

It would have been funny if I just decked the guy out of reflex.

did that last year ... cop came and everything ... the guy wanted to press charges but then I just countered that his grabing my hand was the same simple assault he wanted to charge me with so he dropped it

oScottio · 12-23-2005, 05:39 PM

partyman, just shine the others and get it over with. this will aclimate u for the move u'll make out to l.a.

oScottio · 12-23-2005, 05:42 PM

i've heard that girls think guys with polished nails are attractive, is that true? when i see a guy with maicured nails, every fiber in my being screams..."fag!!!" i hope i didn't offend anyone, and if i did, oh well..WELCOME TO AMERICA!!!! hehe. that sort of felt like something carlos mencia would say.

ggirl · 12-23-2005, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by oScottio

i've heard that girls think guys with polished nails are attractive, is that true? when i see a guy with maicured nails, every fiber in my being screams..."fag!!!" i hope i didn't offend anyone, and if i did, oh well..WELCOME TO AMERICA!!!! hehe. that sort of felt like something carlos mencia would say.

I personally do not go for the metrosexual look. To me metro looks homo I like a manly man.

Hexxum001 · 12-23-2005, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by oScottio

partyman, just shine the others and get it over with. this will aclimate u for the move u'll make out to l.a.

LMFAO @ oScottio!!!!

**GZire** · 12-23-2005, 06:56 PM

While this has never happened to me I think it most definitely has happened to Smoke often during his short time on this earth. Perhaps you can ask that young one for some advice.

partyman66 · 12-23-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ggirl

I personally do not go for the metrosexual look. To me metro looks homo I like a manly man.

Girls might appreciate it if I filed/buffed my nails...
But, I'd appreciate it if they would file her front teeth.

They won't do it, so I won't do it.

**GZire** · 12-23-2005, 08:35 PM

Hey p-man, was the guy wearing this shirt?

uhohNumber2brb · 12-27-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by partyman66

stranger and start shinning his friggen nails without asking!

So now I have this stupid one shinney nail on my hand and it won't go away. I feel moderately gay, and I am thinking of going and scuffing the nail against a truck engine until the shinnyness is gone and I feel better.

It would have been funny if I just decked the guy out of reflex.

a lil insecure i see???