JL... you ex was 'psycho bitch'.... this is a different type of bitch.
You ex deserved to be slapped across the face- I sure hope she ends up with some asshole that'll treat like shit.
* Arch your back at a 45- degree angle and pant like a dog.
* Recite a couple of bad lines from a B-rated blue movie. Example: Tell Big Poppa he does it for you like no one else can.
* And the basics: "Yes, yes, yes... harder, harder...don't stop!" Then you'll want to immediately Slap the nearest pillow.
* Mix it up. This means sometimes you'll want to slap the pillow then scream, other times you want to scream first, then slap the pillow. Men love variety.
* Don't forget to Suck your finger.
* Now for show and tell: Ask him whose "IT" is, and tell him that it's his!
* If he switches positions, stops for a rest, or reaches for a drink of water, pay no attention and keep screaming anyway.
* Now for the alleged orgasm: Scream like a banshee, and begin those Kegel exercises. Squeeze...release...squeeze...release...
* And after sex, dont' forget pillow talk. You've had two men before him.
(okay, three, tops. But that's your final offer.)
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"I am Not Enough" VS. "I'm Enough- Take it or Leave it"
Nice Girl: She calls him often ans says, "please return my call".
Bitch: She gets back to him when she's free.
Nice Girl: She is on call like a rookie flight attendant.
Bitch: She sees him when it is convenient for her.
Nice Girl: She makes it obvious a relationship is her goal before she knows much about him.
Bitch: She goes out to have fun and doesn't make promises to a virtual stranger.
Nice Girl: When he does call her, shis mad he didn't call sooner.
Bitch: When he calls her, he is curious where she is, and why she's not there.
Nice Girl: She often drives
Bitch: He'll pick her up or happily go out of his way.
Nice Girl: She asks, "where's our relationship going?"
Bitch: He has no clue where the relationship is going, and she leaves it like that.
Nice Girl: She talks about having babies
Bitch: She can't remember his last name.
Nice Girl: She asks about the "EX".
Bitch: He brings up the EX; she looks at her watch.
Conclusion: Nice Girl = Doormat Bitch = Dreamgirl
In my opinion, most of these things are mislabaled as bitchy. Half of them are just a woman who is just out to have a good time with guys and has no interest in a relationship. Is that bitchy? I don't think so. And all of them are really just a woman who is not a doormat. Again, is that bitchy?
Any guy who says yes is just not man enough to handle a woman who is her own person. If he considers that first category a bitch, then he is probably wanting a realtionship and feels rejected by the fact that she doesn't so he calls her a bitch to make himself feel better. If he considers the second category a bitch, he's not man enough to handle a woman who isn't a doormat, so he calls her a bitch to make himself feel better.
A bitch is a woman who is vain, self-iportant, impatient, high-maintenance, and generally has no consideration for anyone but herself. Basically, the female equivalent of an asshole.
Books like that are too general for me to put any effort into reading...still fun to get together with your girls though and get to know each other with the topics, I imagine.
For example it isn't always "cut and dry".
I work on the phone all day and my cell and home phone are plugged in under my bed so I never see them or think about checking voice mail. I don't ever call men or ever call them back. I send email at work if I want to communicate with people since I am in front of the pewter all day while I am also on the phone with customers. That doesn't make me a bitch though because at some point when a guy calls back I am home when they call and we talk and catch up on stuff at that convenient moment.
Also joking aside faking orgasms seems like a bad idea because then you don't get to have a bunch of them! Just slide your hand down there or something. Then there is no need for a self help book to be purchased for either partner.
Nice girl, bitch...it is all the same to me. Altering behavior to make a man happy seems like the ultimate expression of naivete.
Oh yea...many thanks GP for that compliment and the time you put into reading my stuff! I smile at your words. I guess you hadn't seen that link I posted doggin' on your idol over on driver the other day! Forgive me but I liked the rap...
lol.... let me clarify that in no way is the word "bitch" here to mean 'degoratory"...it's more of word... the book is written to be humorous with truth.
Yeah most of you guys say you want a 'nice girl' but from experience I've seen it all to be true... cook him a 4 course meal, massage, always on time, is pretty much boring... and that's how my realationship ended- I did all the things a 'good girl' was suppose to do and it fucked me over.
Now...being a 'bitch' -- at least I don't become the doormat. I'm unpredictable and all of a sudden-I"m a challenge...they make time for me instead... and when I actually decide to cook or do something nice, it's appreciated.... get my flow?
But I AM nice... it's just I learn not to always show this side because nice girls usually finish last
I am scarred for life 
I guess you hadn't seen that link I posted doggin' on your idol over on driver the other day! Forgive me but I liked the rap...
