I'm sure we've all had this voice in our head.

[ryno]

A man walks out of his house one day and a voice in his head says, "Sell your house and go to Vegas". This goes on for three months and the guy can't take it any longer, so he sells his house and goes to Vegas. As soon as the plane lands in Vegas, the voice in his head says, "Go to Caesar's Palace", so the guy goes to Caesar's Palace. As soon as he steps in the door, the voice says, "Go to the roulette table", so the guy goes to the roulette table and the voice says, "Bet it all on Red 17, all on Red 17!" So the man places his life savings on Red 17. The roulette wheel spins and the ball stops on... Black 23. And the voice in his head says, "FUCK!"Â*

[Hot Foot]

[Lrpba300]

funny, except 17 on a Roulette table is Black! I know, I play 17 & 20 a lot!

[Jaylin]

You mean red 20...

I personally play black 13 and 31...along with 20 of course...

[Lrpba300]

Originally Posted by Jaylin

You mean red 20...

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Uh, sorry son. 20 is a BLACK number, not red!

[Jaylin]

Originally Posted by Lrpba300

Uh, sorry son. 20 is a BLACK number, not red!

That was a joke...read the second line of my post...making fun of the way you caught the black 17...

[Lrpba300]

Originally Posted by Jaylin

That was a joke...read the second line of my post...making fun of the way you caught the black 17...

....didn't know if you meant all of them were black or just the # 20! all's cool

[eNigma]

I guess its hard to read sarcasm on the internet sometimes eh?

YOU FUCKING BASTARDS EAT MY PENIS YOU MAN EATING LIBERAL SON OF A BITCHES I HATE YOUR LIFE AND YOUR PARENTS LIFE AND THE GOVERNMENT EATS POO WITH MACARONI AND CHEESE~!!!!!

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oh btw that was sarcasm ^.^

[Jaylin]

Originally Posted by Lrpba300

....didn't know if you meant all of them were black or just the # 20! all's cool

I use to purely stick to the roulette wheel and then switched over to craps. Now I bounce back and forth between the 2. I usually put $25 on 25 whenever I feel lucky and I've hit twice on that same number, $875 winnings...

[Lrpba300]

Originally Posted by eNigma

I guess its hard to read sarcasm on the internet sometimes eh?

YOU FUCKING BASTARDS EAT MY PENIS YOU MAN EATING LIBERAL SON OF A BITCHES I HATE YOUR LIFE AND YOUR PARENTS LIFE AND THE GOVERNMENT EATS POO WITH MACARONI AND CHEESE~!!!!!

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oh btw that was sarcasm ^.^

Sarcasm works better when you know the people more & personally...therefore, the internet doesn't lend itself to that form of humor as well!

[Lrpba300]

Originally Posted by Jaylin

I use to purely stick to the roulette wheel and then switched over to craps. Now I bounce back and forth between the 2. I usually put $25 on 25 whenever I feel lucky and I've hit twice on that same number, $875 winnings...

WOW! That's great, if you took some / all of that with you! The best I ever did was when I was playing, wife comes up & says we got to leave for the airport soon, I had several stacks of chips left and siad, WTF? put all of it out all over my #'s & corners. A fairly large stack was on 20 & it hit. Let's just say I did ok!

[Jaylin]

That's similar to my story, I was on a cruise and getting ready to go to one of the shows but still had a $25 chip in my hand, most people would have put it in their pocket and walked away...but not me, i told the dealer I was going to go 25 on 25 and then walk away...I turned my back and the dealer said "25" hit and I thought he was yanking my chain...I took my winnings and walked away after a $50 tip to the dealer...

[Lrpba300]

That's pretty cool J. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's such a rush! Speaking of a rush, we leave for Vegas in 10 days. Can't wait! Our yearly vacation.

[Jaylin]

Don't forget...only play your number when it feels right and you know you could lose...that is the key to my success...let us know how much you take from the casinos...