How I feel about beer.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make
the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
finest beers of the world, and I make the King of them all, gimme a
Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me
ein Becks, ya ist Der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a
doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a
Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies: "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then
neither am I".
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