Sleep walking

[ryno]

Last week I got up in the middle of the night, went into the bathroom, lifted the toilet seat and proceeded to piss all over the floor in front of the toilet. I don't remember doing this at all so I'm assuming that I was sleep walking. Unfortunately for my wife, she went in later that night and dropped her shorts into said puddle, finished peeing and pulled her wet garments up. Needless to say, she wasn't happy.

Anybody else every do anything funny in their sleep. I honestly don't remember leaving the bed that night.

[partyman66]

Your wife into the Golden Shower thing?

haha... J/K man.

I used to see a young lady who supposedly would wake up in the middle of the night and start cooking food(I never witnessed it firsthand, but she told me this).

A couple of times, she called my house in the middle of the night while sleepwalking... and mumbled some random stuff into the phone. Yeah... it was very odd.

[msb3079]

holy shit! that is one of the greatest things i have ever heard!!

[jl9618]

One of my buddies is notorious for the above described condition. For him, it only happens when he drinks though.

[Lardoggy]

Ryno, man I can only imagine how pissed your wife would've been....but that was freakin' hilarious!

[partyman66]

On a more serious note....
Maybe your toilet is just leaking or something(has a leak in it)?... particularly if you've never been a known sleepwalker before this incident.

Is she absolutely certain that it was piss on the floor and not just condensation water from around the bowl?

For a while, our shower was leaking water onto the floor behind the toilet. There was a bit of time that we thought that someone kept pissing on the floor, around the toilet... but then found out that water was seeping through the wall and out onto the floor behind the toilet.

[Hexxum001]

Originally Posted by Lardoggy

Ryno, man I can only imagine how pissed your wife would've been....but that was freakin' hilarious!

Literally!

[GZire]

I occassionaly don't remember turning off my alarm, but I fully remember stumbling into walls on the way to pee and fully remember (but not caring at the time) not hitting the toilet bowl sometimes.

[sav505]

When I was 5 we just moved into a new house, and I didn't know my way around very well. My parrents were in the living room when they saw me walking down the hall way. My mom came to see what I was doing, and she found me in the laundry room. She said I was sound asleep, peeing in a basket of clean clothes.

[GZire]

^^^

[beanie]

I've never walked but I used to talk in my sleep. My parents could have conversations with me and i'd never remember them

[Phelan]

I do the same thing Beanie, really sucked the time I fell asleep in the ER and woke up with a needle in my arm!

[gammawolf]

I've talked in my sleep, even had a conversation with someone who was awake once, but I can't recollect what was said.

I do sleep with my eyes half open though, so does my brother and sister. I don't think we're the only ones though.

[sav505]

I used to have a friend who's mom slept with her eyes open, but they were rolled back.

[Kalmairn]

I talk in my sleep, my wife has held full conversations with me while I was sleeping. Some conversations make sense, some don't. Mostly, my wife will talk to me just to see if she can make sense of what I'm saying. When we first got married, she wasn't ever sure if I was awake or not until she talked to me for a moment.

I used to sleepwalk a lot, I don't do that as much anymore. My parents told me a few stories of me walking into the room, talking to them until they told me to go back to bed, which I would do after they suggested it.

Funny, I saw this thread and a line from a song came to me:
"When you're talking in your sleep I hear the secrets that you keep."

http://lyrics.rare-lyrics.com/R/Roma...our-Sleep.html

Scary, I even know the tune to this one. Heh.

Kal.